Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.
Look, it's reasonable to be scared of things like shark attacks, bear maulings, or having to wipe with single ply toilet paper. The thing is, there are terrors literally all around you that are equally real, but just happen to be invisible because they can't be seen by the naked eye.
In fact, they're probably swarming all over whatever device you're reading this on, right now.