19 Safety Items That Do Nothing To Make You Safer

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We're surrounded on all sides by features meant to keep us safer, healthier, and practically immortal. The thing is, sometimes those features don't actually do anything. Or worse, they actually make us less safe.

It's times like these that make you grateful that the placebo effect is a thing.

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