Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies

This weekend, the release of Roland Emmerich's 2012 will usher in the cycle of the Mayan calendar that foretells Hollywood running out of shit to make big budget movies about. Of course, it's going to take a whole lot more than a complete and total absence of good ideas to get them to stop. So we asked you to photoshop for us some of the natural disasters, disease outbreaks and animal swarms will be attacking tourist destinations next.

The winner is below, but first the runners up.

THE DAY IT RAINED ARCRAFT CARRIERS IT NEVER RAINS BUT IT POURS NOVEMIBER. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Stuparstar

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE YEARS TO RUN? NICHOLAS CAGE GLACIER CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Sahasrahla

Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies

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Entry by TwoHourMotel

The Day The Sewers Got Pregnent You will never throw your used tissue in the toilet again. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Christina H

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When the Earth just fucking explodes There Ain't Fuckall You Can Do About It It doesn't matter how big your heart is how hot you are or how much you l

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Entry by Kanped

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Entry by headbangking

WALK AWAY CRACKED.COM AT A BRISK PALE FOR IT Is THE... NIGHT OF THE SLOTHS TERROR CREEPS INTO YOUR TOWN THis SUMMER

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Entry by misterq

BEES!!! HOLY SHIT, BEES! NoW IN STING O-VISION NOORN 0 1a 0 CRACKED.COM TANNIANY

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CRACKED.COM A Michael Bay Film POLLEN THIS SUMMER...NOSES WILL RUN

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Entry by scarrgo

Spilt Milk It can happen to anyone, and when it does... tears are only the begining... CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by 4a$$monkey

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Entry by Sanchez .

RICHARD GENEVIEVE ROUNOTREE LORNE BUJOLD GEORGE GREENE AVA KENNEDY CHARLTON GARONER HESTON BREAK SHIT WILL CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by B.D.D.

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Entry by Christina H

A MASSIVE METEOR HURTLES THROUGH SPACE NOTHING WILL SURVIVE THE IMPACT WHEN IT STRIKES ONE OF THE MOONS OF JUPITER DISTANT IMPACT CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by kydlatmijares

CRACKED.com Alpacas With Machete

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Entry by Senor_Taco

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