13 New Year's Resolutions of Famous People

You can learn a lot about someone via their list of resolutions. How they view themselves, how they will be wasting time and money over the next few months before reverting to their old bad habit.
13 New Year's Resolutions of Famous People

You can learn a lot about someone via their list of resolutions. How they view themselves, how they will be wasting time and money over the next few months before reverting to their old bad habit. We asked you to show us the resolutions you secretly suspect famous people are making right now. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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13 New Year's Resolutions of Famous People
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