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If Theme Parks Just Didn't Give a F#@k

We asked you to show us what amusement parks might look light if they decided they couldn't be bothered to worry about safety, or any of the other things sane people pay attention to.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by David Giroux

If Theme Parks Just Didn't Give a F#@k

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If Theme Parks Just Didn't Give a F#@k

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Entry by Tea-Qualizer

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by AM Smiley

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