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Pets have vivid dream lives. We've seen the video to prove it. We asked you to give us a glimpse of what those dreams look like.
The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
If Everything Was Designed by 5 Year-Olds.
Disastrous Literal Interpretations of Metaphors.
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Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.
A little polish here, a little whitewash there, and voila! Box office gold.