If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

Once upon a time, people dressed themselves to protect their genitals from the elements. Then the '60s happen, and all that "dress for utility" shit went to pot. Nowadays, it's a rarity to see someone walking around not looking like some sort of fashion billboard.

With that in mind, we asked our readers to help us make heads and tails of all the cool shirts kids wear these days by showing us what they really mean. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by elendirl

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Entry by Scott Laffey

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Entry by RabbiHarju

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Entry by Edvamp

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Entry by Nick Dreyer

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Fenrir66. You win money.

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