If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

Once upon a time, people dressed themselves to protect their genitals from the elements. Then the '60s happen, and all that "dress for utility" shit went to pot. Nowadays, it's a rarity to see someone walking around not looking like some sort of fashion billboard.

With that in mind, we asked our readers to help us make heads and tails of all the cool shirts kids wear these days by showing us what they really mean. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Scott Laffey

I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS UNTIL THEY MADE THE FINALS CRACKED CON

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Entry by Writables

CRAGKEDOON My PEN IS Huge! I AM A VIRGIN DATE ME You'd love to meet my mom

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Entry by SkipBitman

CRACKEDCON EXERCISE ...EX..ER..CISE ...EX..AR..SIZE ...EGGS...ARE...SIDES .FOR BACON... BACON. I WROTE ABOUT BACON ONCE ON FACEBOOK, NOW MY FRIENDS KE

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Entry by evilsarah

CRACKEDCON I DBLY FASHION TRENDS (AND DO NO'T UNDERSTAND IRONY)

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Entry by guydouglas

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by tusk1113

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by Lunachick71

CRACKEDCOR CONIFORRMIST ME J LIKE BEING BECAUSE N: CONFORMIST ME LIKE DMG GTCIUSE!

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Entry by AzISeeIt

I'M WITH STUPID BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL HAVE ME CRACKEDCON

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Entry by stgcomm

3I'be neber been to Compton Compton ...bult if 3S did, 3I'd shit my droopy pants in terror and run away crying.

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Entry by Piemanthe3rd

TROL I'D BEFORE THE FIRST PUNCH CRAGKEDCOM

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Entry by tusk1113

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by Lunachick71

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by djHanDon

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by armin18-11

I STAY I WEAR THE 5DAYS CRES SAME SHIRT Aves Abwt CRACKEDCON

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Entry by mattographer

TASTE I HAVE TERRIBLE SHOWS IN TELEVISION CRACKEDCON

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Entry by iskr

Nobody Cares About Me CRACKEDCON

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Entry by elendirl

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by AzISeeIt

y GRANDMOTHER stiul THINKS J'm 12 PEARS OLD (but, hey, at least she got the size right.) CRACKEDCON

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Entry by woodrowgh

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by Rhodoferax

THE MAN THE MAN THE LEGEND THE BRAIN CRACRED.GOM.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDOOM Seriouslu convinced this MAHes me coolER than a Star Uars Fan.

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Entry by Lunachick71

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by RabbiHarju

CRACKED CONT NOT I NY FROM NY

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Entry by Gorthag

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by stgcomm

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by squawkmookie

STAR THE FORCE AWAKENS WARS. THEATERS CEMEE M A00S SNAS SWEET PLEASE DON'T LET THIS MOVIE SUCK JESUS THEATEES DECEMECE M. APE GRACKED

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Entry by Edvamp

GRACODON I THOUGHT THIS WAS BOB MARLEY

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Entry by Nick Dreyer

yoU SAY SAYotr 6 M GONNA DO POTATO A A5YOL WHIZ I ONYOUR SAY VODKAR PORCH CRACKED COM

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Entry by AzISeeIt

If 'Clever' T-Shirts Actually Told The Truth

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Entry by Fenrir66

WIKIPEDIA TLANKS I GOT AWAY WITH PLAGIARISM CRACKEDOON

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