Home Depot's 12-Foot-Tall Yard Skeleton Is A Big Mood BRB, going to go drop three Benjamins on a skeleton that won't even fit through my door. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 29, 2020
Hero Bikes From Poo Poo Point, Washington to Pee Pee Creek, Ohio For Charity To quote the internet in these kinds of situations, nice. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 29, 2020
And Now, A New Twist To One Of Tiger King's Biggest Mysteries And no, it has nothing to do with Carole Baskin's Dancing With The Stars' performance. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 28, 2020
Officials In Thailand Mail Actual Trash Back to Litterbugs Thai authorities have nothing on your passive aggressive roommate... Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 28, 2020
'Satanic Tea Company' Aims to Make Tea Time Goth Again The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, I like my chamomile tea black just like my metal? Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 28, 2020
'Man Cave' Discovered Under Grand Central Station Platform, Because the MTA is the MTA Move over, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there's a new underground lair in town... Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 25, 2020
Ikea's Newest Influencer Is a CGI Instagram Model Ikea should probably start selling black mirrors after this ad campaign. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 25, 2020
Man Dies From Eating Too Much Licorice Because, Well, Murphy's Law Are you one of those certifiably weird people that actually like licorice? We've got some bad news, people. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 25, 2020
Guy Who Claims To Be Second Coming of Christ Arrested In Russia The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 24, 2020
Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Works As A Stealth Lesbian Love Song Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 24, 2020
A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?) You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
Who Is Responsible For The First Selfie? A Scientific Investigation Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom? Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
Asbestos, Canada Struggles to Find a Name Better Than 'Asbestos' Intercourse, Pennsylvania has some stiff competition. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
The Mods of New Jersey's Official Twitter Account Deserves A Raise Yes, the northeastern state of New Jersey, lovingly dubbed 'The Armpit of America' has a crackerjack Twitter. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 22, 2020
Flights To Nowhere Are Now A Thing Because 2020 All the stress of air travel, without any of the vacation destinations! Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 22, 2020
The Actual Reason Costco's Hot Dog And Soda Combo Is $1.50 Several billion years from now, a hot dog and a soda will cost $1.50 at Costco. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 21, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Played Fantasy Baseball (And Talked Trash) Even RBG had her savage moments, especially when it came to fantasy sports. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 21, 2020
A Bunny Expert Classifying Rabbits Is Oddly Hypnotic, Wholesome Sometimes you just gotta watch a calm man talk about the roundness of little bunnies. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 21, 2020
'Hype Houses' Are Just Zoomer Communes I'll take 'Late-Stage Capitalism' for 500, Alex. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 18, 2020
Broke Rat-Man Chuck E. Cheese Seeks To Destroy 7 Billion Prize Tickets That's almost enough for one large stuffed animal! Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 17, 2020
