Batman Won't Be Portrayed By Michael Keaton in DC Extended Universe Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na not Keaton! Authors By Carly Tennes Published January 05, 2021
Man Offended By A Piece of Cotton, The Internet Has a Field Day *clutches pearls* Authors By Carly Tennes Published January 05, 2021
Some Monster Decided To Air Fry A Hot Dog For Two Hours An experiment for the ages ... Authors By Carly Tennes Published January 05, 2021
Borat's On-Screen Daughter Says She Reunited With Movie Babysitter, Jeanise Jones In case you needed a little wholesome content to brighten your day ... Authors By Carly Tennes Published January 04, 2021
A Muppets Reboot of 'The Great Gatsby' Could Save 2021 It's not so easy being (a) green (light, left for a long lost love). Authors By Carly Tennes Published January 04, 2021
'TikTok' Teens Have Discovered Cybersquatting, Are Using Their New Power To Terrorize Frat Bros Watch out, TikTok-ing Alpha Betas ... Authors By Carly Tennes Published January 04, 2021
'Home Depot' Ceiling Fans Recalled As Blades Keep Flying Off, Smacking People Nope. Just Nope. Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 30, 2020
Michael Flynn Now Peddles Dumb Conspiracy Merch on Twitter Because nothing says 'patriotism' like a profiting off of disenfranchised Americans! Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 30, 2020
'Tenet' Star Robert Pattinson Is Also Thoroughly Confused by 'Tenet' Even R Patz is confused about what the heck is going on. Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 30, 2020
10 Strange, Commemorative Monolith Items That Now Apparently Exist Have $7,495 burning a hole in your pocket? Try commissioning a custom 10-foot monolith, for, you know, strictly commemorative purposes ... Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 29, 2020
Boston Dynamics' Robots Can Probably Destroy Us All -- In A Dance Battle The A.I. apocalypse will now be a dance battle. Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 29, 2020
'Aly & Aj' Release Expletive-Filled Version of Disney Channel Jam, 'Potential Breakup Song' Aly & Aj are back -- and not afraid of dropping an f-bomb or 2 Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 29, 2020
Ashes of Star Trek's Original Scotty Are Aboard the International Space Station Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 28, 2020
Aunt Becky is Finally Out Of The Can Aunt Becky is back! Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 28, 2020
Chris Farley's Gloriously Frantic 1996 'David Letterman' Entrance Is Definitely A Mood The throwback we needed today. Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 28, 2020
Home Depot's Twelve-Foot Skeletons Are Now Used As Christmas Decor Our bony buddy is back! And more festive than ever. Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 23, 2020
7 Highly Specific Festivus Grievances You May Not Relate To, But I Don't Care Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 23, 2020
Katy Perry Pretended To Be Zooey Deschanel To Get Into Clubs In The Early 2000s Before Deschanel was mistakenly zapped into a UFO in Katy Perry's new music video, the actress already had her identity abducted -- by the "E.T." singer herself. Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 23, 2020
Octopuses Punch Fish Out of Spite, Research Shows Octopuses, they're just like us -- spiteful jerks! Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 22, 2020
Elliot Page Thanks His Fans For Their 'Love and Support' After Coming Out as Transgender Earlier This Month He's back! Authors By Carly Tennes Published December 22, 2020
