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Britain's New Porn Law Is Insanely Stupid

The government has dreamed up a more discreet system for accessing porn: asking your local mini-mart guy.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: May 14, 2018

A Computer Has Predicted Who Will Die On 'Game Of Thrones'

Meet Westeros’ new life insurance adjuster.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: May 11, 2018

The Most Cursed Movie Ever Is Finally Coming Out (We Think)

The movie is set to debut at the Cannes Film Festival, but not before trying to kill the director one last time.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: May 09, 2018

This Here Might Be The Stupidest Legal Argument Ever

A trademark of a popular word is sending the industry into quivers of passionate rage.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: May 07, 2018

Somehow, The Flat Earth Movement Is Just Getting Crazier

A recent conference proved that flat earthers can change their minds. Just in the wrong direction.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: May 04, 2018

Facebook Is Way Too Sketchy To Get Us Dating

Its new dating feature really underestimates how much faith people are losing in Facebook.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: May 02, 2018

There's A Service That Tricks People Into Online Dating You

Let creepy telemarketers find you love.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: April 30, 2018

Amazon’s Price Hike Is A Good Time To Remember Amazon Sucks

Maybe all that money can go to giving Amazon workers some bathroom breaks

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: April 27, 2018

Teach Kids The Alphabet With These Medieval Death Prints

E is for Eternal Suffering.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: April 25, 2018

Deadpool's First Appearance Shows How Much He Has Changed

Deadpool 2 reboots the classic story, but with a lot more sass.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: April 23, 2018

What Would The Netflix Movie Theaters Be Like?

To rack up even more awards, Netflix might be getting into the movie theater biz.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: April 20, 2018

Meet The Medieval Warrior With A Blade For A Hand

He was a killing machine who could only count to six.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: April 18, 2018

5 Dumb Science Problems That Are Causing Real Damage

Scientists are great!

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: March 15, 2018

6 Signs That Disney Is Trying To Take Over The World

Soon Disney will rule all media with a white-gloved iron fist.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: January 11, 2018

5 Boneheaded Conspiracy Theories You Had No Clue Existed

The moon landing was fake, the British monarchy are all lizards, Tom Cruise is actually two small border collies in a tall coat, etc.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: January 07, 2018

5 Big-Time Players In Your Fav Movies Who Got No Credit

Hollywood doesn't always bother with the whole 'crediting people for their work' thing.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: January 05, 2018

5 WTF Ways People Are Cashing In On Famous Murderers

Crime does not pay. Crime history, however, can make you filthy stinking rich.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: November 07, 2017

5 Multi-Million Dollar Inventions (Nobody Really Owns)

Nobody is really sure whose mind fidget spinners spawned from, but we know for certain the one person who got completely screwed over by their popularity.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: October 13, 2017

6 Hollywood Depictions Of Donald Trump

Trump was the rich bully of his time (and still is), which inspired many fictionalized versions of him as villainous characters meant to symbolize the greed and cynicism of 1980s capitalism.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: September 24, 2017

12 WTF Superhero Scenes That Will Melt Your Brain Into Mush

'Truth, Justice, and the American Way ... also, no fat people.' - Superman

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: September 01, 2017