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Feeling Drowsy? Scientists Think Heroin Might Be The Cure Why count sheep when you can do horse? Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 02, 2018
5 Of The Stupidest Mass Scares (That Actually Worked) Here some of the laziest, weirdest, and downright infantile things that actually caused mass panics in recent history. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 01, 2018
Disney Is Apparently Making Robot Stuntmen Now These animatronic stunt performers can fall with the best of them. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 29, 2018
That Sarah Sanders Restaurant Story Is (80 Years) Old News It happened in the 1930s, it happened last week, it'll keep happening. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 27, 2018
These Insane Bootleg Movie Posters Will Make Your Day In Ghana, the posters were always better than the movies. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 25, 2018
This Mythical Creature Is Made Entirely Out Of Butts Taxidermists still tell tales of the fabled Assquatch. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 20, 2018
You'd Be A Better Employee If They'd Let You Leave Early Let's stop pretending eight-hour work days are working for anyone. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 18, 2018
The Stupid, Stupid Way Scammers Are Ripping Off Amazon Con artists are releasing ridiculously long novels to game the system. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 15, 2018
Finally, Scientific Evidence That Your Boss Is An Idiot Researchers have finally tested out the notorious Peter Principle and the results are depressing. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 13, 2018
David Lynch Is Selling T-Shirts Now The 'Twin Peaks' creator and secret polymath is running out of art scenes to conquer. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 11, 2018
Hepatitis C Has A Cure, But You Can’t Have It There’s a reason pharma reps and healthcare insurers don’t take a Hippocratic Oath. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 08, 2018
Stop Calling Swatting 'Pranks,' Media You don't bring violence to someone's doorstep for the lulz. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 06, 2018
This Lego Adaptation Of 'Dark Souls' Is Weirdly Perfect Who knew that disturbing headless figures and Legos could mix so well? Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 04, 2018
The Crazy Implications Of A Gorillaz/Powerpuff Crossover Ace, the new Gorillaz band member, might just destroy our reality. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 01, 2018
One Of The Oldest Detective Tropes Is About To Change Casting John Malkovich as Detective Hercule Poirot is so crazy, it just might work. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 30, 2018
5 Dumb Typos That Resulted In Total Anarchy Typos can create very awkward situations. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 28, 2018
A City In Florida Keeps Receiving Zombie Alerts Floridians receive news of pending apocalypse, aren't really bothered. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 23, 2018
Japan's Early Tabloids Were Horrifically Artsy Some of the country's greatest artists illustrated the most disturbing news stories. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 21, 2018
Xbox’s Latest Controller Is A Real Game-Changer A controller aimed at gamers with disabilities might be the greatest one ever made. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 18, 2018
Twitter's New Auto-Mute Feature Hides Its Precious Trolls The platform wants to be more. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 16, 2018
