However, Lynch seems to have recently pivoted to expressing himself on the only canvas people are still interested in: pop culture T-shirts. From his new Amazon store page, Studio: David Lynch, he's now selling a wide range of shirts which effortlessly evoke the "I got sold this by a toothless man on the Venice Beach Boardwalk" aesthetic present in all of Lynch's art.
David Lynch, BITE
The shirts' prints range from the genteel absurdist, like a kindergarten-style doodle of fish frolicking with worms ...
... to the kind of provocative pseudo-sexual imagery of clay topless gun zombies you secretly hope doesn't awaken anything inside you ...
David Lynch, GIRL WITH GUN
Lynch has even thrown in some geeky deep cuts referencing his unmade films, for when you want people to know you're not just a serial killer -- you're a serial killer who went to NYU.
David Lynch, RONNIE ROCKET #1
And just to maximally confuse everyone glancing at your shipment description, all of the T-shirts also have incredible Lynchian titles, like "YEAH, GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO" and "TURKEY CHEESE HEAD," which we sincerely hope turns out to be a teaser for a sequel to Eraserhead.
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