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Germany Ends Decades Of Totally Weird Video Game Censorship Germany's decision to finally allow Nazi symbolism in games puts an end to years of accidental comedy. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 10, 2018
In Italy, Police Are Cracking Down On, Uh, Sand Theft Heavy fines are being issued for stealing Sardinia's most prized possession: its beaches. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 08, 2018
Net Neutrality Is Dead, But We Can Bring It Back: Here's How It's not too late to try to help net neutrality. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 07, 2018
This Prescription Drug Might Turn You Into A Nonstop Gambler The makers of one of the biggest antipsychotics are being sued for making hundreds of gambling addicts. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 06, 2018
Henry Cavill's Mustache Is Setting The Internet On Fire A magician beard and a scandalous stache story have made Cavill's lip a true celebrity. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 03, 2018
Chicago Restaurant To Hawaii: Stop Using The Word 'Aloha' The people of Hawaii have a few other words for this trademark bully. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 01, 2018
Flint, Michigan Still Has Polluted Water: Here's How To Help Does the world sometimes seem like one big lead-filled swamp of injustice? Here's how you can help. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 31, 2018
News Flash: GOP Candidate Outed For Enjoying Bigfoot Erotica And it's only the second grossest thing he's into. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 30, 2018
Oh No! America's Worst Candy Has Been Discontinued The sudden loss of Necco Wafers and Sweethearts is already being felt by fans -- all none of them. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 27, 2018
The FDA Says This Bleeding Veggie Burger Is Fine To Eat The Impossible Burger gets another step closer to making meat obsolete. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 25, 2018
Puerto Rico's Been Totally Destroyed: Here's How To Help Here's how you can help Puerto Rico (no paper towels necessary.) Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 24, 2018
This Might Be The Most Challenging Way To Play 'Doom' Ever The most retro shooter in the world just got even retro-ier. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 23, 2018
It's Been A Great Week For Weird Dinosaur News Dinos keep popping up in places they shouldn't be. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 20, 2018
This Tiny Village Is Being Menaced By A Runaway Iceberg The residents of Innaarsuit are used to seeing icebergs, but not this close. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 18, 2018
How To Help Kids And Parents Separated At The U.S. Border The world is on fire. But maybe we can fix it? Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 17, 2018
How A Typo Screwed Up One Of History's Worst Video Games Behold, the timeless tale of Alien vs. Spelling Error. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 16, 2018
This Is The Last Blockbuster Video Left Out There With the two last stores in Alaska shutting down, one Blockbuster in Oregon is clinging to un-life. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 13, 2018
Even If You're Dead, PayPal Will Threaten To Sue You Before you pay the piper, PayPal wants its cut first. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 11, 2018
Great News: Wearing A Tie Might Be Choking Your Brain Might be worth convincing your boss to extend Casual Friday indefinitely -- for science. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 09, 2018
The Most Bizarrely Corrupt Guy In Trump's Cabinet Just Quit Goodbye, Scott Pruitt. Authors By Cedric Voets Published July 06, 2018
