Anti-Vaxxers ... For Pets
Of all the conspiracy nutjobs, anti-vaxxers are the most dangerous. Sure, Holocaust deniers and 9/11 truthers rant and rave like their skulls got infested by an ant colony that has figured out the tastiest parts of the brain are the ones that govern logic, reason, and how to speak at a normal volume, but words are all they have. Anti-vaccination advocates, however, are often parents who consciously put children in danger, all to prove that they're smarter than nine out of ten doctors. But what about anti-vaxxers who don't have children? How can they inflict their irresponsible delusions of superiority on someone too small and stupid to defend themselves?
They get a pet.
March Against Monsanto/Facebook"Have you ever noticed that vaccinated dogs never develop verbal skills? Exactly."
As long as some pet owners treat their domesticated beasts like the children they should never have, it shouldn't come as a surprise that human medical trends have a tendency to spill over to the world of veterinary medicine. The anti-vaccination panic is no exception. Over the last few years, some vets started noticing an increase in pet owners refusing to inoculate their puppies and kittens against serious illnesses. Dog owners in particular are being overprotective, believing that vaccinating their precious pooches could cause them to develop arthritis, epilepsy, cancer, and even autism. A creature that gladly shits on the floor having a hard time picking up on social cues? How do you even diagnose that?
One of such prominent dogshit spreaders is Catherine O'Driscoll, founder of the Canadian Canine Health Concern nonsense foundation. O'Driscoll keeps an extensive blog in the hopes of convincing other pet owners to let their dogs experience "natural canine healthcare" -- which is just Darwinism. She believes firmly that because of wanton injections, her "dogs are becoming allergic to life," but we're sure Catherine has that effect on people as well. How else could she explain how her dogs were all dying before their time? Definitely has nothing to do with the fact that her Labrador purebreds are riddled with genetic defects like they're incestuous Spanish nobles from the 17th century. No, it must be all that medicine that's making them sick.
Christine O'Driscoll"We don't tell you that stuff because it's stupid and wrong." - vets