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6 Hit Songs Written By the Last Person You'd Expect

When you actually sit down to look at the songwriting credits on famous tracks, the writers often come way the hell out of left field.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown, Chris Dennison
Published: January 25, 2012

The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012

As much as I'd love to unleash my inner music snob and burden you with my extensive list of obscure albums to look forward to in 2012, the fact that just about every music site on the planet has already released their own version of that list is standing in the way. So, in lieu of filling your day with hope and optimism for the state of music in

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: January 24, 2012

6 Absurd Situations That Only Happen In Food Commercials

not all commercials take the full-on ridiculous route to hock their wares. Some companies prefer to toe the line by selling their product based on the idea that it will somehow come in handy in a situation that could totally happen to you.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: January 18, 2012

7 Charming Amenities of the World's Grossest Motel Room

How I ended up here is not the story. At least, it's not the story right now. I have no doubt that I'm more than enough of an asshole to share those details with the world at some point. But it won't be this day. Right now, there's only one story here, and that's the room itself. More specifically, the charming amenities of the shitty motel room I

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: January 06, 2012

6 Terrifying Reasons You Shouldn't Smoke Synthetic Weed

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: December 30, 2011

5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)

We try not to be celebrity-obsessed here at Cracked. But some prominent people have permanently changed the culture, and it's worth understanding what made them tick.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison, Mohammed Shariff
Published: November 21, 2011

Why Eminem Needs to Find Something New to Rap About

Don't you realize you can just make some shit up? If you wanted to write a song about pistol whipping the Insane Clown Posse roadie who was making out with your wife, just write that shit. You don't actually have to go out and beat up a clown to do it.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: September 07, 2010

The 6 Most Atrocious Uses of Facial Hair in Music History

Adam Brown and Kristi Harrison feel it is their responsibility to deconstruct what has to be some of the most atrocious facial hair in the music industry.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison
Published: August 07, 2010

I'm Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...

You said Tom Petty, but you probably meant Richard Petty or Kyle Petty who both happen to be famous NASCAR drivers.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 22, 2010

5 Days Undercover as a Justin Bieber Fan

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 17, 2010

The 5 Most Absurd Video Games Starring Rock Stars

Being a famous musician comes with a lot of perks. Throngs of adoring fans enamored with your every move. More sex and drugs than one person should ever have access to. And, apparently, the means to get completely idiotic video games commissioned in your name.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 10, 2010

Battle of the Sexes: Judging The 8 Most Iconic Bras Ever Worn

You know how people always bitch about science taking time out of its day to solve inconsequential problems while a cure for cancer is still nowhere in sight? Well this is a lot like that. Instead of using this prime comedy real estate to shed light on one of the many issues currently plaguing our great nation, we're talking about titties.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison
Published: July 06, 2010

5 Ways to Enjoy Terrible Winter Olympic Events

In the event that you're one of the five people watching the Winter Olympics, here's what you can be doing again.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: February 20, 2010

7 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Politically Correct Toys

Who's better to handle sensitive racial and social issues than toy makers? As it turns out, just about anyone.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison
Published: October 02, 2009

The 15 Most Baffling Boasts in the History of Rap

The boast is the very backbone of rap. When used correctly, it can turn a run of the mill rhyme into something badass. When used incorrectly, you get some incredibly baffling lines.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: August 26, 2009

6 Cheap Acting Tricks That Fool The Academy Every Time

There comes a time in every major actor's career when they attempt to put the lighthearted comedies and inane chick flicks behind them and tackle a more serious role. The kind of role that will get them the one thing that every Hollywood actor craves: free cocaine. And also an Academy Award nomination.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: August 13, 2009

6 Places You Should Never Twitter From

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: August 06, 2009

7 Obnoxious Assholes Who Show Up At Every Concert

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 03, 2009

14 More of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: May 25, 2009

6 Awful Hip Hop Slang Terms (That Are Way Older Than Rap)

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: May 13, 2009