6 Absurd Situations That Only Happen In Food Commercials
It's a given that nobody watches television commercials expecting to receive a heaping dose of reality. Television is television, be it a sitcom or an ad for Popeye's Chicken. It's not always going to make sense or depict a situation that a normal person could relate to. And that's fine, I really don't care if the Geico Caveman gets to suit up with the Washington Redskins or not, I just want someone to fix my shit if I'm in a car accident. Absurdity like that I can deal with.
As long as I ignore it REALLY hard.
Fast Food as Party Treat
Often with terrifying results
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Finding Happiness in a Can of Soup
"How are you getting to a happier place? Running there?"
"Dancing there?"
"Flying there?"
"How about eating soup to get there?"
If there were, it would say "vodka" somewhere.
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The Delivery or DiGiorno Mystery
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Yogurt Parties
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Light Beer as the Ultimate Test of Manliness
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Gourmet Chefs Working in Fast Food Kitchens
While lesser chefs look on in amazement, no less.
This
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