"My paragraph alone is worth five mics, a twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics"
Why We're Baffled:
We stand corrected, math skills do not get shittier than this. We like Redman, so we tried our damndest to make some sense of this. If one paragraph is worthy of the heralded Source Magazine 5-mic rating, and there are maybe three paragraphs per song, then either each LP is good for 180 mics, or each paragraph is only good for one mic. We have no idea which is correct. What we do know is this... our public education system has clearly failed us.
Makes you wonder how Red even got in to Harvard.
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