The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012
Insane Clown Posse -- The Mighty Death Pop!
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Scorpions -- ComeblackRelease Date: January 24 Record Label: Something German, I bet. Volkswagen, maybe?
Adam Lambert -- TrespassingRelease Date: March 20 Record Label: Wherever American Idol runners-up go to die The Sad Details: Well, happy birthday to me! On the same day I'll be celebrating my seventh annual 29th birthday, the world will receive a gift in the form of a new album from American Idol nonwinner and Freddie Mercury wannabe Adam Lambert. Are you excited about that? If so, you're probably a dude who has both a boyfriend and insanely shitty taste in music or a 12-year-old girl who's too naive to realize that Adam Lambert will never be
Willow Smith -- Willow: You Think You Know Me
Bret Michaels -- Get Your Rock On
Marilyn Manson -- Born VillainRelease Date: February 2012, in time for Valentine's Day, hopefully Record Label: His own, obviously The Sad Details: I don't know, is this a controversial choice? Are there still people out there clamoring for new Marilyn Manson music? Is the public still divided as to whether or not he's some sort of innovator who deserves our respect, or did everyone finally figure out that he's just Alice Cooper minus the
Scott Stapp (former lead singer of Creed) -- Somewhere in the Middle of Lust and Love
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