The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012
Insane Clown Posse -- The Mighty Death Pop!Release Date: May 29 Record Label: One with particularly low standards. They probably own it. If not, I have no explanation for how this keeps happening.
I trust that looking at this picture will help.
Scorpions -- Comeblack
Adam Lambert -- TrespassingRelease Date: March 20 Record Label: Wherever American Idol runners-up go to die The Sad Details: Well, happy birthday to me! On the same day I'll be celebrating my seventh annual 29th birthday, the world will receive a gift in the form of a new album from American Idol nonwinner and Freddie Mercury wannabe Adam Lambert. Are you excited about that? If so, you're probably a dude who has both a boyfriend and insanely shitty taste in music or a 12-year-old girl who's too naive to realize that Adam Lambert will never be
Willow Smith -- Willow: You Think You Know Me
Bret Michaels -- Get Your Rock On
Marilyn Manson -- Born Villain
Scott Stapp (former lead singer of Creed) -- Somewhere in the Middle of Lust and Love
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