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No need to ever return to Earth
Now that’s some real innovention!
You gotta at least give William Castle credit for trying — and trying and trying and trying
Here’s a three-dollar jar of bait, Mr. President
Don’t you dare try lip synching in Turkmenistan
Look, sometimes being funny requires total focus and concentration
Stop, stop! He's already dead!
Look at these idiot billionaires!
You can't be trusted on your own
Hot mic, buddy!
Hands off my haggis
Hope you like reading the word "mucilage"
Where in the world is... an untenable amount of insects and lizards