Cracked Archive - Weird World
These are common advertising claims that aren't just half-truths; they're empty nonsense which advertisers have tricked us into thinking actually convey information.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- June 16, 2016
Great ideas can be unfortunately difficult to recognize but extremely easy to dismiss ... until, of course, it's too late.
- By Britni Patterson, Mordecai Jones
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- June 15, 2016
It turns out a small hearing impairment is more than just a minor inconvenience.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- June 14, 2016
Violently wasting criminals probably isn't your purpose here.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- June 12, 2016
What starts as a promising rush toward the future ends in unforeseen tragedy.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- June 11, 2016
Showering at someone else's house is never as easy as it seems.
- By Ian Fortey
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- June 08, 2016
Everyone needs a place where they can blow off some steam, and it turns out that for celebrities that place is Waffle House.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- June 08, 2016
Our lives are largely out of our control, and no amount of healthy living will save us from our eventual demise. Unless ...
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- June 07, 2016
Seaweed is supposed to be 'the new kale.' It's not. It's the old seaweed.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 07, 2016
Despite nobody on earth wanting a third 'Wayne's World,' some brave souls are still fighting for it.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- June 07, 2016
Foster care isn't exactly a glass half full of puppies and butterflies.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 07, 2016
You should know I didn't resort to a madcap heist right away, as is typical for me. I did legitimately try to grow my own pumpkin.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- June 06, 2016
Biblical miracles can be explained with (wildly unlikely, but still technically possible) science.
- By Eamon Lahiri
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- June 05, 2016
Agadez, Niger is a city that runs on trafficking human beings, and business is booming.
- By Adam Wears
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- June 02, 2016
Solar flares won't destroy us, just our internet. So, scratch that, solar flares will destroy us.
- By Lisa Olsen
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- June 02, 2016
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