Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 25 Best Prom Dresses (For Saying 'My Dad Owns The Moon')

Apparently the real goal of prom is to make everyone else at the catering hall think the dress-wearer's father is some sort of all-powerful interplanetary oligarch with limitless wealth and space capabilities.


4 Things No One Tells You About Being Fired

When you lose a job for reasons that have nothing to do with your performance, then here are a few things to know, I guess.


9 Lame Hobbies White People Love (For Some Reason)

Conquering Kilimanjaro is not as difficult as the terrifying name makes it seem. Just take the path called the Coca-Cola route.


6 Real DNA Mutations That Make Ordinary People X-Men

When it comes to long-distance running, we easily outperform the begrudging silver and bronze medalists, the dog and the horse.


7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude

Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one.


Hilariously Bad PSAs That Backfired Even More Hilariously

Sometimes health campaigns are made by hilariously out-of-touch public officials who have no idea how to talk to their audience.


6 Parties That Careened Out Of Control

These should make you feel better about the time you got drunk at your friend's housewarming party and decided to renovate his bathroom with a claw hammer.


5 Stupid Pieces Of Advice That People Need To Stop Sharing

The vast majority of life advice being bandied about on social media alongside hassle-free cupcake recipes is total garbage.


7 Staples Of Your Childhood That We're About To Ruin For You

The real-life Snoopy didn't have such a happy story.


4 Things Everyone Remembers Happening (But Totally Didn't)

Oh yeah, guess that didn't happen. Welp, off to therapy!


5 Things You Learn At A Hospital In An Active Warzone

Where there are war zones, there are hospitals full of hardworking people putting comrades, enemies, and civilians back together all in the same shift.


6 Mindf*@k Problems You Face Being President

Why would anyone want to be the president of the United States? The pay is so-so, the job is next to impossible, and the only real perk is meeting rap stars.


The 5 Shadiest Practices Of Modern Pet Stores

Instant ratcicles is not as funny as it sounds.


I Teach At A For-Profit College: 5 Ridiculous Realities

It turns out these schools are way shadier than you're actually thinking.