Apparently the real goal of prom is to make everyone else at the catering hall think the dress-wearer's father is some sort of all-powerful interplanetary oligarch with limitless wealth and space capabilities.
When you lose a job for reasons that have nothing to do with your performance, then here are a few things to know, I guess.
Conquering Kilimanjaro is not as difficult as the terrifying name makes it seem. Just take the path called the Coca-Cola route.
When it comes to long-distance running, we easily outperform the begrudging silver and bronze medalists, the dog and the horse.
Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one.
Sometimes health campaigns are made by hilariously out-of-touch public officials who have no idea how to talk to their audience.
These should make you feel better about the time you got drunk at your friend's housewarming party and decided to renovate his bathroom with a claw hammer.
The vast majority of life advice being bandied about on social media alongside hassle-free cupcake recipes is total garbage.
The real-life Snoopy didn't have such a happy story.
Oh yeah, guess that didn't happen. Welp, off to therapy!
Where there are war zones, there are hospitals full of hardworking people putting comrades, enemies, and civilians back together all in the same shift.
Why would anyone want to be the president of the United States? The pay is so-so, the job is next to impossible, and the only real perk is meeting rap stars.
Instant ratcicles is not as funny as it sounds.
It turns out these schools are way shadier than you're actually thinking.