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Know what's hilarious? Those ridiculous, overwrought after-school-style specials cautioning teens about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. They're just so stupid. Know what's not hilarious? The fact that ultra-serious, earnest movies and shows spread even more inane misinformation about drugs and booze.

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In Pulp Fiction, Mia (Uma Thurman) ODs on heroin and goes into cardiac arrest. Vincent (John Travolta) plunges a syringe of adrenaline into her heart,
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