13 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol

That gritty depiction of substance use is actually hilariously inaccurate.
13 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol

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Know what's hilarious? Those ridiculous, overwrought after-school-style specials cautioning teens about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. They're just so stupid. Know what's not hilarious? The fact that ultra-serious, earnest movies and shows spread even more inane misinformation about drugs and booze.

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13 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol

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CRACKEDo In Eurotrip, Scotty drinks absinthe and begins to have hallucinations of a fairy. Scotty doesn't know that absinthe doesn't actually cause ha
13 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol
Cops will never taste test cocaine by licking it not if they value their lives and jobs. Goodfellas (1990) Cocaine can potentially, if rarely, be cut
In How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Robin discuss how different types of booze have different effects on their friends. The truth is, they all have the
Thanks to the James Bond franchise, everyone mistakenly thinks shaken, not stirred is the way to make a perfect martini. When a martini is. shaken,
At one point during Feari LATAING his drug rampage, AND Raoul Duke takes InLAS VEGAS adrenochrome stuff that is presented as a legendary strong psyche
Sobering up is actually a lengthy process. In Blade Runner (1982), Deckard is sitting at his piano, nearly wasted, when he stumbles upon a picture and
In Meet the Parents, Greg chews nicotine gum like regular gum. CEY But you're supposed to just chew it lightly a few times, then leave it between your
You can't win a drinking contest and be pretty sober. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Marion Ravenwood's opponent passed out and yet she barely shows any
Alcoholonly Jcauseshallucinations aftepextremeintake. unlikelytha Dumbo would have immediate hallucinationsafter drinkingatrunk-and=a-halfof champagne
Unless you hit rock bottom, you can't start recovering from drug or alcohol addiction. Right? BASKETBALL CIARIEAS Nope. You see that in some movies, l
13 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol

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