Some movies would be over much more quickly. Others would just be sad.
When Cracked finally opens its line of private schools, you're kids won't graduate without having learned these essential skills.
Viral campaigns are all about pushing the envelope. You have to shock people to get their attention, and this is where the potential for disaster lies. Awful, hilarious disaster.
Grandma down at the Salvation Army? She could straight ruin your day if she wanted to.
This week, game developers and software companies are revealing what the games we'll be playing in our living rooms and parents' basements next year will look like. We decided to take us a step further, and show us the games we'll be playing in our living rooms 15 and 25 years down the line.
This is the stuff that is annoying real actual Chinese Americans every day.
If your own health won't get your fatass on a treadmill, at least do it for the health of your friends and Mr. Snuggletons.
Surely criminals aren't as dimwitted as Hollywood makes them out to be, right?
Reading Cracked keeps your genitals from exploding. We're just saying.