Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 5 Most Pointless Abilities People Love to Brag About
For every person with an extraordinary gift, there are whole knots of normal people mistaking their asinine quirks for significant abilities. They celebrate their meaningless talents loudly and often, trying to convince anyone who will listen that they are super.
- By Soren Bowie
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- September 11, 2012
7 Bizarre Ways You Didn't Know 9/11 Changed the World
Because of 9/11 the world was affected in a number of bizarre, unexpected ways that largely went unreported, for obvious reasons.
- By Robert Evans, Curren Mcdowell, Justin Crockett
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- September 10, 2012
14 Origin Stories of Real-World Villains
Fictional villains always have a backstory that perfectly explains the havoc they unleash. In the real world, we generally assume the biggest villains are the product of stupid luck, but what if they aren't?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 09, 2012
4 Family Vacation Challenges Overcome by Sheer Manliness
Over the course of three days, Mother Nature, man, and even machines rose up against me, but I continued undaunted through all this adversity, conscious that when it was all over, I would have a tale to tell the Cracked audience -- if they were brave enough to listen!
- By Gladstone
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- September 08, 2012
8 Badass Tourist Destinations for the Criminally Insane
If you really want a tourist experience that will make your loved ones demand 'What the Christ were you thinking?' then we have a few recommendations for you.
- By Monte Richard, E. Reid Ross
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- September 08, 2012
The 5 Most Hilarious Ways Anyone Ever Failed at Their Job
These are the kinds of things professionals have nightmares about: the hilariously ironic failures that everyone will find out about.
- By Simon Bower , John Parry
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- September 07, 2012
6 Petty Things That Start Wars in Every Office
Tiny things that you wouldn't believe can escalate into full-scale wars in any office.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- September 06, 2012
4 Awful Things You Forget About Being Single
My wife and I have had to live apart for a few months for employment reasons, and it has become increasingly apparent that nostalgia is a lying sack of shit.
- By Robert Brockway
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- September 05, 2012
5 Ridiculous Lies That Fooled The Whole World
P.T. Barnum would be proud.
- By Lillian Marx
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- September 05, 2012
9 Sound-Alike Words You Didn't Know You Were Screwing Up
Rotting deep in the back of the refrigerator of common word usage are even more suspicious-looking Tupperwares full of mixed-up words. Here's a few choice delicacies.
- By Christina H
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- September 04, 2012
If Famous Products Were Honest About their Original Uses
Some of our most useful products were stupid accidents. We asked you to show us what some other modern products were originally supposed to be used for.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 03, 2012
5 Ways the Modern World Is Killing Nostalgia
Remember when you were a kid and you did, you know, stuff? Hold on to that. Hold on to the act of remembering, because we're killing it.
- By Ian Fortey
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- September 01, 2012
5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Exist
Let us take a look at some of the most mind-boggling and disturbing pairings the minds of fan fiction writers have come up with
- By Eric A.
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- September 01, 2012
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