Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Simple Tricks for Destroying Your Co-Workers

While we'd like to believe that all it takes is hard work and talent, the bitter reality is that we need every advantage -- legit and otherwise -- to rise to the top. And that means you have to be ready to be a horrible person.


6 Insane DIY Surgeries You Won't Believe Actually Worked

Warning: does not advocate self-doctoring of any kind, no matter how hilarious it may be.


Barbecue for Bastards

Lessons in the fine art of gonzo grilling


The 6 Most Badass Airline Pilots To Ever Stare Down Death

While you may think flying is just a whole bunch of auto-piloting, it's important to keep in mind that pilots are around for a reason


I Can't Tell If the World Is Being Serious Anymore

When 'Fast Five' thrilled critics and finished their opening weekend at number 1, I decided to stop paying attention to movies for a while and start focusing on the real world.


Why You Should Never Fall Asleep at the Wheel [COMIC]

Especially if there are other people in the car with you.


6 Things Nobody Tells You About Owning a Motorcycle

Owning a bike brings risks other than the threat of a ride ending with your organs splattered across the interstate.


9 Words You've Used Today With Bizarre Criminal Origins

Apparently, English is actually just a mishmash of grunts and shrieks assembled haphazardly from the crude dialects of hobos, gypsies and rapists.


6 Objects You Won't Believe People Managed to Lose

There are some great treasures of both wealth and knowledge that remain determinedly out of sight, despite the fact that someone has to know where they are.


Five Reasons The Rapture Did Not Occur

From Biblical-ish sources


Why The Reaction to Bin Laden's Death Proves We're Screwed

Celebrities break the news now, and the internet is doing the fact checking.


The 6 Creepiest Gifts Ever Given

There are people who give bad gifts, and then people who gives gifts that will leave you with nightmares for life.