How to Argue Like an American [COMIC]

Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.

Previously Scott has taught us How To Retroactively Ruin a Joke and How to Describe Food So It Doesn't Sound Gross.

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