There are some places in the world, some specific times and events, where goodness is checked at the door and humanity itself decays into an awkward, terrible beast.
This is a true story.
Just because you can create a simplified version of real-life events in an easy-to-color format doesn't mean you should.
Some governments seem to go out of their way to come up with the most ridiculous measures to preserve the modesty of their citizens.
Occasionally, people will go down in history for some great deed or misdeed without anyone ever knowing who the hell they were.
It's amazing how periods of history can stay preserved in a room when nobody can break in and destroy it.
Verily, thou canst only read this list of shitteth defenses used in real lawsuits and mayhaps belch forth a guffaw or two.
If you feel bad for being so creeped out by twins, let us share with you some true stories that range from merely weird to downright bone-chilling.
Even if you've got a healthy suspicion of corporations, you're going to have a hard time believing this.
These mediocre powers may not be suitable for a superhero, but they're perfect for helping us achieve tiny selfish gains every single day, and ultimately, isn't that all we really want from a superpower anyway?
No matter how technologically advanced humans become, we'll always spend a good portion of our time pathetically flailing at nature and the various disasters it attempts to grind us down with.