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Hire Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Craigslist Ad
Hire Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Craigslist Ad

I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.

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5 Epic Achievements That Aren't as Impressive as You Think
5 Epic Achievements That Aren't as Impressive as You Think

Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.

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The 6 Creepiest Lies the Food Industry is Feeding You
The 6 Creepiest Lies the Food Industry is Feeding You

The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.

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5 Awful Experiences You Never Get Over
5 Awful Experiences You Never Get Over

There's an old saying that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I guess that can be true. But these are the ones that are hardest to see the silver lining in.

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The 5 Biggest Pussifications of Schools
The 5 Biggest Pussifications of Schools

Like they say, no one strikes out in T-Ball.

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The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself
The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself

We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.

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6 Ways Japanese Wrestling Makes the WWE Look Sane
6 Ways Japanese Wrestling Makes the WWE Look Sane

You can't get wrestling fans to tune in for a couple of guys pretend-fighting for an hour; you need to spice it up. In Japan, this is done with utter insanity.

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7 People Who Need to Get Out of the Freaking Way
7 People Who Need to Get Out of the Freaking Way

Sometimes the universe brings people into your life that seem to know just what to do to ruin your day.

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6 Famous News Stories That Forgot to Tell You the Best Part
6 Famous News Stories That Forgot to Tell You the Best Part

Sometimes, the most important fact in a news story doesn't emerge until months after everyone has gotten bored with it.

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5 Kids Who Kick Ass at Stuff They Shouldn't Be Allowed to Do
5 Kids Who Kick Ass at Stuff They Shouldn't Be Allowed to Do

Every parent dreams of having a kid who's a genius, or a star athlete, or something else that makes them famous by proxy. But not everything can be gymnastics and violins.

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The 5 Worst Marketing Ideas Ever Put into Action
The 5 Worst Marketing Ideas Ever Put into Action

Apparently, sometimes marketing people just show up to work drunk and hand over complete creative control to people who actively hate their company.

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6 One-of-a-Kind Things You Won't Believe Had Duplicates
6 One-of-a-Kind Things You Won't Believe Had Duplicates

They say that there's nothing new under the sun, and that applies to more things than you realize.

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