Cracked Archive - Weird World
I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.
- By Soren Bowie
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- June 19, 2012
Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.
- By James Spedding
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- June 19, 2012
The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- June 18, 2012
There's an old saying that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I guess that can be true. But these are the ones that are hardest to see the silver lining in.
- By Gladstone
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- June 17, 2012
Like they say, no one strikes out in T-Ball.
- By Ian Fortey
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- June 16, 2012
Answer: Extremely fast.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- June 16, 2012
We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.
- By Mark Hill, Jeff Sloan
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- June 15, 2012
You can't get wrestling fans to tune in for a couple of guys pretend-fighting for an hour; you need to spice it up. In Japan, this is done with utter insanity.
- By Elsa Moriarty
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- June 14, 2012
Sometimes the universe brings people into your life that seem to know just what to do to ruin your day.
- By Christina H
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- June 12, 2012
Sometimes, the most important fact in a news story doesn't emerge until months after everyone has gotten bored with it.
- By Douglas A. McDonnell
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- June 12, 2012
Every parent dreams of having a kid who's a genius, or a star athlete, or something else that makes them famous by proxy. But not everything can be gymnastics and violins.
- By Eddie Rodriguez, Dennis Fulton
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- June 09, 2012
Apparently, sometimes marketing people just show up to work drunk and hand over complete creative control to people who actively hate their company.
- By Eric Yosomono, Chris Rio, Evan V. Symon , Jack Hall
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- June 07, 2012
They say that there's nothing new under the sun, and that applies to more things than you realize.
- By Xavier Jackson
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- June 06, 2012
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