I have no idea what your family likes, but I know what they hate, because no one likes this shit.
Before you put a down payment on that Colt .45 and head to the spy store for a sack full of hidden cameras, you'd better read this.
Some people sit around and daydream about becoming a surgeon or a member of the special forces. Others go out and do something about it.
Whatever work you put in to fighting a ticket pales in comparison to the crazy lengths some people have gone to not have to pay for a traffic violation.
You don't necessarily have to earn a fancy degree and apply for expedition funding in order to get your apocalyptic-bone on.
I'm Ms. White, and I'll tell you everything you need to know about legal whoredom.
I shouldn't be writing this.
If you want a real party, a party so awesome, it stops being awesome and starts being more like a violent, bloody war on the concept of fun, well, friend, look no further.
You've heard the phrase 'desperate times call for desperate measures.' These measures must've been drug-induced.
Suddenly we wonder if we're all just waiting to be suckers.
I thought maybe it would be a fun thing to pick apart the regrets that mold us into who we are and that can, if we let them, tear us apart.
When classic books fall into the hands of the rare cover artist who somehow has no idea what's going on, that's when hilarity ensues.
If you want to make new friends but are worried you'll creep them out, you're in luck! At the following gatherings, nobody could possibly be any stranger than the concepts themselves.