Cracked Archive - Weird World

How do we even decide what to laugh at? Some people out there don't even think I'm funny. I know, right?

• By Felix Clay
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• January 12, 2014

We spoke to Donna Noble (not her real name), a 20-year Navy veteran who traveled the world and raised a child while in the service, and learned that not only do things kind of suck for ladies in uniform, these problems show no sign of changing anytime soon.

• By J.F. Sargent, Donna Noble, Sara Ohlms
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• January 12, 2014

While crime can certainly pay, stupidity is always expensive.

• By Luke McKinney
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• January 11, 2014

I think there is something we can all agree on: Lots of annoying customers deserve to die.

• By Gladstone
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• January 11, 2014

It's easy to let the Internet destroy your faith in humanity. But the great mass of us aren't just not being assholes; we're actually genetically programmed to be nice.

• By Robert Evans
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• January 09, 2014

I think it's important that you're aware of the many ways your brain will be a merciless dick to you if you try.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• January 09, 2014

According to science, if you want people to like you there are a few simple and completely nonsensical steps you can follow.

• By P. Chung
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• January 09, 2014

A few months ago, several years after beginning this column, I finally learned how to write, the last piece of the puzzle being someone showing me how semicolons work.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• January 07, 2014

Despite my time as a sacrificial lamb on the altar of incompetence, I still managed to pick up a few tricks for office-time success.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• January 07, 2014

Sometimes creators stumble upon fan-created ideas too awesome to be ignored.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• January 07, 2014

I used to be a cop, and what I learned on the job is that it is far more ridiculous than any fictional portrayal.

• By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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• January 06, 2014

I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it. I failed.

• By Alli Reed
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• January 04, 2014

The first game came out over 15 years ago, and if you've long stopped paying attention, you'll be surprised by the bizarre things that have happened to the series.

• By Mark Hill
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• January 04, 2014

While visiting an old church or park, when suddenly ... penises. Penises everywhere.

• By Laura H
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• January 04, 2014

Take a good, long look at Fido, because maybe, just maybe, he's been trying to kill you for years and years. Maybe he already did kill you.

• By Felix Clay
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• January 02, 2014