One of the many horrible side effects of the Internet is that it now takes a lot to make me laugh. And sometimes what does the trick is horrifically dark and disturbing stuff.
I've been in six psychiatric facilities in three states, from the fancy McLean Hospital to crappier state-run facilities. But I'm better now, and I swear that all this is true.
It's almost like these designers' familiarity with boobies came from Barbie dolls and RedTube.
Sometimes there is no plausible way to associate your product with sex without winding up with something that will turn people off sex forever.
I was hooked on one of the most addictive drugs in the world for over a year and along the way I learned that this kind of habit is nothing like what we've been told.
These women have done spectacular, enviable things.
It turns out other languages can teach us how to handle problems like these.
Yes, these tracks are even more insane than you're expecting.
These things are commonplace, creepily so. Admit it, you do at least one.