Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Ways to Use Babies as Criminal Accomplices
On one of the many sleepless nights which are now my life, I began doing research to find out the best way to use my baby to commit crimes.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- September 11, 2014
5 Things I Saw as a 9/11 First Responder
For most of us, the story kind of ends with the collapse of the towers. The world had moved on ... completely failing to notice the hundreds and hundreds of people who were still dying.
- By Isaac Cabe, John Feal
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- September 11, 2014
25 Things You'll Never See the Same Way Again
If you've ever looked at a familiar logo or image and felt there was something more in it, you aren't alone.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 11, 2014
9 Of the World's Unhealthiest Foods (Tested in One Night)
The purpose for this article is personal pain for your enjoyment.
- By Felix Clay
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- September 10, 2014
The 21 Most Insane Ways Real Schools Abused Their Students
The next time you think you went to school in a prison, realize it could've been much worse.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 10, 2014
The Most Poorly Timed Fart Ever: A True Story from My Life
Join me, dear reader, as I recount for you something ... special.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- September 09, 2014
5 Shocking Realities of Working With Disturbed Children
Back in elementary school, did you have that one troubled/violent kid who one day just ... disappeared? We're going to give you some insight into that child's situation ...
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- September 09, 2014
6 Famous Works of Art You Didn't Know Were Vicious Insults
No matter how rich and famous you get, you never grow beyond the need for petty, passive-aggressive insults toward those who've wronged you.
- By Bennett Rea
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- September 08, 2014
20 Famous Stereotypes That Are Statistically B.S.
All B.S. is uncovered in the face of unwavering numbers.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 08, 2014
5 Shockingly Racist Scenes in Famous Superhero Comics
Going all the way back to the '30s, I scoured hundreds upon hundreds of comics to find the most jaw-dropping examples of racial intolerance by Earth's mightiest heroes.
- By Seanbaby
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- September 07, 2014
5 Ways Movies Get Gunfights Wrong (Based on Experience)
To sort out fact from fiction, we interviewed two decorated combat veterans who also have experience working in Hollywood.
- By Robert Evans, Greg Spyridis
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- September 07, 2014
The 7 Most Sexually Deviant Creatures in Folklore
A monster is ever-so-slightly scarier if it violates you in some way.
- By Felix Clay
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- September 06, 2014
6 Children's Games Clearly Designed By Psychopaths
There's nothing quite as wholesome as a board game. But you might be surprised by just how dark your awkward family get-together's go-to form of entertainment can be.
- By JM McNab
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- September 06, 2014
3 Reasons Never to Use the Term 'Friendzone'
I'm writing about sex this week -- specifically, the situation in which certain men complain about being 'friendzoned' by woman who choose not to see them sexually.
- By Gladstone
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- September 06, 2014
4 Public Apologies That Weren't Good Enough
These sorries just aren't good enough. We should generally be forgiving of our fellow humans, but not when it comes to these things.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 04, 2014
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