We've said it before and we'll say it again: Your brain loves to screw around with you.
According to my advice-dealing instruments, you are communicating to me from some point in the future. Let's begin.
While women are just as funny as men, there are some scientific reasons behind why you think they aren't.
We were normal, working class Scientologists. And our lives were terrifying nightmares.
Some animals raise a middle finger (or claw, or tentacle) to stereotypes and flip our world upside down.
Here are some unassailable conclusions about all American 20-somethings we can draw from looking at my dog.
Sometimes I ponder trying my hand at being a criminal mastermind. But then I read about dummies like these people, and I think I'll just be as stupid as them.
In short order I learned some terrifying truths about an industry dedicated to taking America's at-risk youth and messing them up in the worst way possible.
Many of the cleverest sayings of the last few years, phrases that very recently made us smile, have since graduated into full-on clichedom.
I know what you're thinking: 'Oh, but Kristi, you're too young and hot to have kids that old! Are you sure they're yours?' No, I'm not.
The gun debate rages on. And for some reason we've handed off the responsibility for this debate to the loudest, angriest people in America.
You might think you're quoting the careful eloquence of the Great Emancipator, when in reality you're rehashing the disjointed rants of the Ultimate Warrior.
We just can't help but think there was a better way to do these things.
You might be surprised about the extent that your brain is wired differently depending on whether you think thoughts in Japanese, English, or Swahili.
How do we even decide what to laugh at? Some people out there don't even think I'm funny. I know, right?