Hint: Only one part of Nintendo Wii is food. This is not it.
Warning: Nintendo Wii is eight months sober, and you've now ruined everything.
The detail they put into showing you the dangers of the Nintendo Wii is truly amazing. It exists in a world in which every consumer owns dozens of electronic devices, yet they still went to these lengths to tell you not to smash it, fill it with fluids, or jam your fingers into it.
Warning: Do not pressure Nintendo Wii to smoke.