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Grow a thicket of chest hair and distribute wieners from a questionably hygienic cart. Hot dog vendors across our great nation are earning an average of $100,000 a year. If they mush their dogs vigorously enough, a vendor in a high-traffic location can pull $1,150 in a single weekend. But that's not to say it's money for nothing and the chicks for free. Mohammad Mastafa, proud pig-ass purveyor at one of New York City's most trafficked corners near the Central Park Zoo, pays New York's parks department $289,500 a year just to park his cart there. But don't mourn for him; he still manages to turn a profit.
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