Then again, that eye patch/horse combination does give the Rider Frogs a considerably more rugged look than the competition -- they are the Conan The Barbarians of the anthropomorphic animal kingdom. In the box art, that is. In reality, their pretty pets make them look completely and unashamedly fabulous:
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PLOT TWIST: The frogs are dwarves; this is a My Little Pony.
It's kind of fitting, then, that despite what the packaging promises, the battery-operated stallions don't so much "gallop" as "turn into a fancy four-way vibrator."