I write articles for cracked in my spare time, so I don't have to go on Maury Povich for money.
I've also written a science fiction novel, FROM MOON TO JOSHUA. Order here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M6CUXSD/edgescienceficti
Or get the paperback version here: https://www.amazon.com/Moon-Joshua-Sands-Deliverance/dp/1770531378/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1480127352&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=FROM+MOON+TO+JOSHUA
Check it out!
Oh and here is my twitter: @miso_matthew