One pervy-looking guy says, "Oh, you smell so good ... come closer, let me sniff you ..."

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... while another guy says, "I want the big one! Give me the big one!" And, just to make extra sure everyone is clear on what's being discussed, a burly inmate says, "When you're out in the yard, or in the showers, you don't have any rights or any protection." (Emphasis ours.) He further explains to the gang that, in prison, you have to do anything that a tougher inmate tells you. He sternly repeats the phrase "no matter what it is" to make sure his point is getting across.

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This would be (theoretically) a good lesson to teach wayward kids in danger of stumbling down the slippery slope into a life of crime, except for two things:

A) Fat Albert and the gang didn't actually do anything wrong. They are all victims of dangerously vague legislation and a historically prejudiced court system. They are just in the wrong place at the wrong time, a cosmic lottery beyond their control that Cosby has just informed them could result in a permanent trip to a maximum-security rape dungeon.

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B) This plays into something we're still guilty of to this day, in which we take the very real and awful problem of sexual assault in prison and turn it into part of the system -- literally declaring it a built-in aspect of the punishment/deterrent of the corrections system. "Don't commit crime, because prison is no picnic" is a great message, but "You might go to prison through no fault of your own, which sucks because an unspoken part of your sentence involves you getting raped with no repercussions for the rapist" is some serious shit to lay on a kid on a Saturday morning.

The implications that Fred represents a pedophile aren't hard to spot, as he admits that his first shaving victims were a baby hamster and a tween-faced girl named Barbara, who also made Fred feel "naughty." However, another of Fred's victims was an adult man with a beard, so maybe he's just an indiscriminate rapist. Either way, if the goal of Courage's producers was to deeply terrify children in ways they couldn't even fully understand, this episode is a fucking home run.

From the start, the victim (Courage) is the only one who sees the danger and reacts appropriately -- the grown-ups are either oblivious (Muriel, the old woman) or intentionally helping the "freak" (the old man, Eustace, gleefully traps the dog in the room with him, then leaves). The result is a terrified, small, helpless main character trapped in a room with a grown-up who can't control his impulses.

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Fred proceeds to slowly remove Courage's clothes (er, fur) ...

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... while the mother-figure listens from the other side of the bathroom door and the father-figure leaves the house. Finally, Courage is able to get to a phone and call the authorities, nervously waiting for them to arrive while Freddy asks a "naked" Courage to come sit on his lap:

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Cartoon Network

The guy is arrested and hauled back to the mental hospital in the nick of time. So, here's the question: is the episode intended to teach a lesson to abuse victims (that is, if the grown-ups don't take you seriously, call the police)? If so, will kids even make the connection, with the situation disguised within the whole "wacky crazy barber" metaphor? And if that's not the intention, are they seriously just doing a goofy comedy riff in which the pop culture trend they're riffing on is child molestation? This shit is pretty alarming either way.

In the episode "Are You Happy Now?" the eternally optimistic and possibly developmentally stunted eponymous protagonist of SpongeBob SquarePants asks his grim-faced co-worker Squidward to describe his happiest memory, but Squidward is unable to answer. A moment of self-reflection reveals that Squidward has never actually experienced anything but sadness and misery, sort of like a Hollywood Video manager or a high school gym teacher. SpongeBob dutifully spends the rest of the episode trying to cheer Squidward up, but nothing seems to work, because Squidward very clearly suffers from depression, which is something you can't cure with the positive attitude of a pants-wearing invertebrate.

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You see, depression is a bit like a virus, in that it infects a host and then reprograms them from the inside out. Like most victims of depression, Squidward can't seem to find a single thing in his life that makes him happy (the presence of a relentlessly irritating co-worker/neighbor who won't stop demolishing Squidward's peace with his hilarious antics doesn't do much to help).

However, before you start admiring SpongeBob SquarePants for treating the subject with respectful dignity, take a look at this scene wherein a defeated Squidward decides nothing can cure his doldrums:

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His eyes bloodshot from crying, Squidward begins pulling a rope into position from an unseen pulley on the ceiling and says: "I can't seem to get happy. Maybe this will help," while sad music plays. Yep -- the depressed squid man is going to hang himself. It's a painful possibility constantly looming over people with Squidward's affliction, and it's remarkable that a show like SpongeBob SquarePants would present such an unflinching look at mental illness to its young viewers.

Haha, nope. He's just hanging a birdcage. The seemingly sensitive narrative built around Squidward's lonely suffering is actually just a setup for an elaborate fake-out joke, forever trivializing the concept of chronic depression in the minds of children everywhere. Although, at this point the majority of SpongeBob viewers are single adults in their 30s, so we suppose the damage has already been done.

And Harley plays the role of the abused victim perfectly, pining after the Joker and willingly calling him when she gets the chance, totally excusing his terrifying behavior. This fact is never explored or condemned in the show -- it's just sort of written off as "Harley is a crazy person in love with The Joker." The Joker's cruelty is pretty much accepted -- anyone watching the episode is clearly meant to think, "Well, he's The Joker, what the hell did you expect?" Batman inadvertently presents both a textbook example of an abusive relationship and the societal tendency to blame the victim for her situation.