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Cracked Plasticians
We like to think that we're pretty progressive with this whole "human race" experiment thing we're doing. Enter the double standard to prove that notion false. Because as much as we like to think we're moving in the right direction, there's a lot of double standards around that prove we're stuck in the Stone Age most of the time.
We asked our readers to illustrate the worst offenders, and gave money for the best entries. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
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