We shouldn't be surprises and yet we are continually shocked by nature's shenanigans.
Every so often, we like to take a break from writing too many words about superheroes and let some of our friends take over for a little while.
When I was 16, I began hurting myself to cope with emotional stress.
Old, cruddy behavior seeps in all kinds of ways.
Even in the land of the ludicrous, some things go beyond the pale.
Based on previous experience, here are a few things that will definitely happen the next time you decide to drive through the desert.
To the Manager of McDonald's #9874: I am deeply sorry about what happened in your ball pit.
You can't really cheat at alcohol. Ha, got you for a minute there! You totally can. Here's how,
There's no sacred rulebook governing all of society. What's considered monocle-popping rude in one culture could be the height of courtesy in another.
Should you ever again decide to brave that hostile hellzone known as 'outside,' be sure to keep these in mind.
There's a long standing tradition of trashy 'young adult' novels filling the minds of pre-pubescents with lusty thoughts and ambiguous moral messages.
Cracked sat down with a couple of asexuals to learn a little bit more about just what life is like when your anaconda don't want none.