Cracked Archive - Weird World

9 Insane Animal Scenes You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

We shouldn't be surprises and yet we are continually shocked by nature's shenanigans.


15 Texts from Last Night (From Famous Superheroes) Pt. 3

Every so often, we like to take a break from writing too many words about superheroes and let some of our friends take over for a little while.


5 Cultures With Bizarre Mating Rituals

This dating shit is weird for everybody.


2 New Shirts & 1 Epic Cyber Monday Sale

It's Cyber Monday! Finally, a holiday dedicated to our wise collective decision to stay indoors and let Earth's wealth come to us.


5 Ways People Who Cut Themselves Are Nothing Like You Think

When I was 16, I began hurting myself to cope with emotional stress.


4 Ways Getting Older Makes You Behave Like an A-hole

Old, cruddy behavior seeps in all kinds of ways.


The Poop-Unicorn & 5 Other Bizarre Mythical Creatures

Even in the land of the ludicrous, some things go beyond the pale.


5 Things No One Tells You About Driving Through the Desert

Based on previous experience, here are a few things that will definitely happen the next time you decide to drive through the desert.


3 Controversial Words We've Drained of Meaning

Good going internet. We've smurfed up our language.


Greatest Customer Feedback Ever Sent to McDonald's

To the Manager of McDonald's #9874: I am deeply sorry about what happened in your ball pit.


5 Ways the Alcohol Industry Tricks You Into Drinking Garbage

You can't really cheat at alcohol. Ha, got you for a minute there! You totally can. Here's how,


5 Foreign Rules of Etiquette That America Desperately Needs

There's no sacred rulebook governing all of society. What's considered monocle-popping rude in one culture could be the height of courtesy in another.


The 5 Most Common Safety Devices That Can Kill You Violently

Should you ever again decide to brave that hostile hellzone known as 'outside,' be sure to keep these in mind.


The 5 Craziest Books for (Screwing Up) Young Adults

There's a long standing tradition of trashy 'young adult' novels filling the minds of pre-pubescents with lusty thoughts and ambiguous moral messages.


6 Weird Ways the World Looks Different When You're Asexual

Cracked sat down with a couple of asexuals to learn a little bit more about just what life is like when your anaconda don't want none.