6 Corrupt Police Forces That Didn't Even Pretend to Give A F

At first, the department tried to pin all their crimes on this one bad seed -- which wasn't hard, since Winstanley was the kind of guy who would (and did) rob a drug store while he was out on bail for robbery. Following the inevitable investigation, however, 30 officers confessed and nearly a dozen resigned from the force, an act that would ironically do more to clean up the streets than anything they had done as actual policemen.

In an investigation that lasted a little over a year, Coleman hauled 46 drug dealers to prison. Did we say drug dealers? We meant "completely innocent people who happened to be black." In a small town of 5,000 people with only around 400 black residents, we're sure that wasn't a coincidence. Fortunately for Coleman, his position as an unsupervised drug enforcement agent / dude with a mustache and a gun didn't really require him to have a motive, reason, or even evidence to arrest people.

CBS News

Coleman simply made his own evidence by lying his ass off in court repeatedly, claiming "suspects" sold him drugs even when they had ironclad alibis, like being at festivals miles away from Coleman or having time cards which proved they had been at work when he swore they were selling him drugs. He would even invent suspects and then simply arrest any black person he felt like arresting, even though they didn't fit his own description. But before you start thinking the good state of Texas would ignore this monstrous behavior, rest assured that Coleman was given the Texas Department of Safety's 1999 Outstanding Lawman of the Year award -- though they did let Chris Rock host the 2000 OLY's to prove that they themselves weren't racist.

Nate Blakeslee/The Austin Chronicle

Eventually, after a retired district judge started digging around, Coleman's cases were finally exposed as bullshit. Most of the "felons" he arrested were pardoned and compensated, seeing as how there wasn't a single shred of evidence against them. You might now be wondering why you never heard of any famous trial against the KKK cop. That's because that part never happened. In 2005, Coleman was finally convicted ... for perjury. He was then sentenced to 10 years probation, which means he only would have gone to jail if he had committed another crime. Luckily, it seems a guy like Coleman can't get arrested in Texas.

The officers' ploy nearly worked, too, but when the march was nearing the border, a photojournalist jumped out of the bushes and starting snapping up shots like a madman. The policemen desperately tried to convince the photographer to leave and forget what he had seen, in case he "messed up" what the officers were "trying to do" (which was forcibly relocating a bunch of American citizens). Being a journalist, the photographer decided not to mind his own business, because that's kind of his job. The cops hightailed it out of there, and the women turned around and went right back to D.C.

Arpaio's got some opinions on jail time and rehabilitation, and all of them are terrible. Like his highly controversial and utterly terrifying "Tent City" -- a two-decade-old makeshift prison where both petty first-timers and hardened criminals are subjected to pink underwear, rotten food, and 130-degree temperatures.

Joshua Lott/Getty Images News/Getty Images

In 2001, Arpaio thought he would try to prevent would-be criminals from criming by showing them the inside of an real live holding cell. So he set up webcams around the jail and streamed video of detainees being booked and led to their cells. Sure, this may scare a few troubled teens out of their shoplifting black eyeliner phase, but it turns out that broadcasting the most humiliatingly desperate moment in a person's life before they've even been convicted of anything is fucking illegal.

John Moore/Getty Images News/Getty Images

Not that something as trivial as the law ever stopped a lawman like Arpaio, especially since the law has never tried to stop him. All the way back in 1999, Ol' Joe was gunning for reelection and must have thought to himself, "People always try to assassinate great leaders like Lincoln or Hitler, so being almost un-alived would be great for my career." He then faked an assassination attempt like any irrational, power-hungry dictator would. And because assassination attempts need assassins to be believable, he also framed some poor sap for trying to kill him.

The victim remained in prison for four years before everyone came to the conclusion that Arpaio was a raving lunatic. Arpaio was sued, but was able to pin the blame on some subordinates and remained in office. If you think this sounds like an awful lot of illegal/controversial activity for one police department to undertake, you're right! If you're wondering if there's are countless more atrocities committed by Joe and his posse, there are! If you think Arpaio is shaking in his snakeskin boots, keep dreaming! He's more than confident that his pink underwear will keep him in office year after year, because people like Arpaio and Kim Jong Il know the sad truth: It's only news if people haven't already grown accustomed to your particular brand of insanity. Otherwise, it's just Tuesday.

Michael Chow/The Republic

They managed to keep this up for 18 days, until the U.S. Marshals finally caught wind of their scheme. Much to the jailers' surprise, kidnapping and interrogating an FBI informant only made them look more suspicious. The officers claimed they weren't trying to hide Brown from the FBI, but were merely trying to keep him safe from other officers who wanted to harm him for snitching. Under increasing pressure, the officers eventually handed Brown over to the state, but not before stalling long enough to set all Brown's booking information back to normal.

ABC-7

The investigation into their misconduct is still ongoing in 2016, so it's anyone's guess as to when any of these officers will actually be arrested for kidnapping a man and hiding him from the federal government.

U.S. law enforcement has a spotty record when it comes to dealing with organized movements. Whether they be nonviolent college protesters or bizarre religious cults, the strategy is almost always "Kill everyone involved and try to find a way to blame it on them." The response was no different on the 13th of May, 1985, when it came to the Philadelphia group MOVE. The "black, militant, back-to-nature" activist group lived together in a fortified compound and organized anti-police protests. Sadly, you can probably guess what happened just by reading that last sentence.

Zeitgeist Films

Back in the '70s, MOVE had been a pretty dangerous group. They'd even killed a police officer during a shootout. But nearly a decade later, MOVE's members spent most of their days protesting zoos, letting their naked children play with rats to boost their immune systems, and generally being a nuisance to their middle-class neighbors. They did most of that from the relative safety of their survival compound (which was in fact a fortified row house in the middle of the burbs), complete with rooftop bunker, a stockpile of recycled goods, and speakers that constantly blared anti-police sentiments. When the neighbors got sick of it and called the cops to complain about the noise, the police came to the MOVE fortress with plenty of guns, a long memory, and no patience.

However, rather than throwing all of the members into a shady secret prison or kicking in the door and shooting everyone before planting ten bricks of cocaine and a suitcase of machine guns in the basement, the cops simply blew the place up. That's not hyperbole -- when they couldn't force the group to leave their fortified house, the Philadelphia Police Department dropped a bomb on the families inside, burning down 65 homes in the process. Then they sifted through the rubble to arrest anyone who was still alive, which was almost no one.

WCAU

Thirty years later, barely anyone remembers that this massacre took place. It's true that details about the siege are still as hazy as a person suffering from shell shock. But what we do know is that the cops fired at least 10,000 bullets at the compound before the bomb was dropped. And that they (intentionally or not) shot at people trying to escape the blast and resulting fire. We also know that the fire department opted out of fighting that particular fire, that six adults and five children were killed during the chaos, and that despite all of this, not one police officer or city official has ever been held accountable. But at least they resolved that noise complaint.

Carolyn has nothing but complete respect for law enforcement on Twitter.

Deep inside us all behind our political leanings, our moral codes and our private biases, there is a cause so colossally stupid, we surprise ourselves with how much we care. Whether it's toilet paper position, fedoras on men or Oxford commas, we each harbor a preference so powerful we can't help but proselytize to the world. In this episode of the Cracked podcast, guest host Soren Bowie is joined by Cody Johnston, Michael Swaim and special guests to discuss the most trivial things we will argue about until the day we die. Get your tickets here!

For more things you don't know about the police (but should), check out 6 Completely Legal Ways The Cops Can Screw You and 7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies).

Subscribe to our YouTube channel, and check out Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs, and other videos you won't see on the site!

Also, follow us on Facebook, and we'll play laser tag together.