6 Liars Who Found Unfathomable Fame Impersonating Authority

This brings us to the story of Erwin Mena. Beginning in the mid-'90s, he posed as a Catholic priest, wandering from parish to parish performing baptisms, taking confession, and soliciting donations from the faithful, all while insisting that people call him "padre." He had evidently studied theology at the school of Robert Rodriguez movies.

Of course, Mena was just pocketing the donations. He would continue loitering around until the local diocese caught wind of him, at which point he would leave a parting message and disappear, sort of like a fake reverend Batman. Meanwhile, the local bishop would declare the problem solved, and Mena would turn up somewhere else and begin his scam anew.

When Mena was finally arrested, it turned out that filching donations from the collection plate was only his side gig. He had been working some larger cons that were meant to net some bigger profits. For example, he pirated a copy of a Spanish documentary on Pope Francis, then collected $16,000 to "produce" the film himself.

His real bread and butter, however, was setting up a fake trip to fly from LA to Philadelphia to see the Pope, collecting upwards of $1,000 apiece from several of his parishioners. They began to grow suspicious when Mena refused to provide any other important details about the trip, such as when it would be occurring. We're not sure how he managed to convince two dozen people that a grand would be enough for airfare, lodging, and transportation to the friggin' Pope, but maybe Mena discovered a niche for some kind of Catholic Groupon that nobody had thought of yet.

All these frantically-waving red flags evidently went unnoticed by Vincent's partner for the day, as he dutifully showed the new guy how to work the streets. The actual police officer says that his charge seemed a little young, but insisted that Officer Doogie Howser never wrote any tickets and did not drive the cruiser, which are pretty much half the reasons any kid wants to be a cop in the first place.

Richardson was charged with impersonating a cop, but was more or less let off the hook ... only to later be arrested for stealing a Lexus, which he accomplished by (you guessed it) showing up to a dealership impersonating a businessman. He was sent to juvenile hall for that one, because while you can impersonate a peace officer all you want, we apparently draw the line at stealing luxury cars.

In 2013, a now-19-year-old Richardson walked into a law enforcement uniform store and tried to buy a full uniform, instead of simply going down to the adult party store like a normal civilian. When the employees became suspicious, Richardson ran off, accidentally leaving his ID with the employees. They googled his name and promptly found his storied past as the "fake kid cop," resulting in Richardson being sentenced to 18 months in prison, in accordance with the Chicago statute of "It was funny the first time, but seriously, knock it off."

Luckily, spending some time in jail taught young Vincent an important lesson, and-- Oh, never mind, he was arrested last year for impersonating a cop again.

Wright (as Sullivan) did his research, and even took on the same profession of English teacher to make things even more convincing. Ultimately, it was the fact that the real Sullivan was so unrelentingly honest and upstanding in spite of life shitting all over him that led authorities to finally catching Wright. When Sullivan retired and received his first pension check, it was for twice the amount it should be, what with there being two Sullivans and all.

Rather than pocket the extra cash like most people would, the real Sullivan returned the money. This led to an investigation that ended with Wright's discovery and arrest. Of course, the real lesson here is that you can steal from another human being all you want, but it will be a cold day in Hell before the bank lets you steal any of their money.

Presumably after a spirited marathon of Boston Legal, Kimberly Kitchen walked into a Pennsylvania law firm and applied for a job as "one of them lawyering fellas." A forged law degree, license, and exam results were enough to land her a paid position at the firm for over decade before anyone caught on. To reiterate, Kitchen broke probably half a dozen laws in order to get a job prosecuting people who break laws.

And it's not even like she kept up her ruse by being aggressively mediocre and flying under the radar. she was only discovered after the firm had promoted her to partner and she had served as president of the Huntingdon County Bar Association. When it was discovered that Kitchen was, in legal terms, a goddamned liar, her firm threw a suspension at her and vowed to double down and be sure there were no legal mishaps on any cases she'd worked on. But really, what could they have suspended? The license she didn't have?

If you were at the hospital and the gynecologist came in and introduced himself as "Dr. Love," you would assume he was lying about his last name and immediately find a new doctor. But if you were in a hospital in Florida a couple years ago, "Love" would be the only part about that guy that wasn't a lie.

Malachi Love was only 18 years old when he was arrested for posing a doctor at St. Mary's Hospital in Florida, after being caught wandering around the hospital in a lab coat and stethoscope. Love claims that wandering around was all he was doing, but for obvious reasons, the hospital has a strict policy about even kinda-sorta looking like a doctor when you're not one. Especially when you're found mucking around the OB-GYN department. Imagine if Love was into something like bariatric surgery instead.

So the hospital did its job and booted the kid, perhaps with an encouraging "Stay in school!" on his way out the door. Love decided to ride back with a vengeance. Rather than work for some lame hospital that adhered to universal medical standards, he opened his own practice, the delightfully-named "New Birth, New Life Holistic And Alternative Medical Center & Urgent Care." It is important to keep in mind that he was still not a doctor at this time.

You might recognize "holistic medicine" as something any idiot can claim to practice, but the fact that Love was actually seeing patients set him apart. He would also make house calls, during which he occasionally stole his patients' checkbooks. He was finally busted by an undercover police officer and forced to close his totally-not-real practice.

It seems pretending to be a doctor is a Florida thing, because another teenager was arrested in Miami after posing as a physician's assistant for nearly a week before being caught. He was arrested again a year later for impersonating a police officer after he pulled up beside an off-duty cop and told him to buckle his seat belt, because karma is occasionally an ironic singularity that collapses the universe around it.

Simmons claimed to have 27 years with the CIA, and was therefore well-suited to yammer on such topics as the Middle East and turrists. He was eventually invited by then-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to join a group of former military and intelligence officers who had found second careers as TV analysts to come and listen to briefings in an effort to boost support for the Iraq War, which then began an even more vicious cycle of misinformation.

Simmons become a more frequent Fox News guest, appearing on Bill O'Reilly's show to agree with Bill's suggestion that the US used "mind-altering drugs" to interrogate Saddam Hussein. Simmons justified this by saying he had seen drug cartels do much worse.

He would go on to make other outrageous statements with the potential to endanger national security. Last year, Simmons claimed that he had a plan that would wipe ISIS out in one week -- which, he was very careful to explain, was not hyperbole. To be clear, his master plan amounted to dropping a whole bunch of bombs on them. In addition to being totally insane, this stood in direct contradiction to a claim he'd made a month earlier, when he humbly explained, "I'm not a military planner. I'm an intelligence guy." Indeed, it would seem that he is neither of those things, and that instinct would turn out to be exactly correct.

Absolutely no part of Wayne Simmons' background was true. After spending over a decade as an analyst for Fox News, writing an undoubtedly shitty spy thriller and conning his way into defense consulting positions and a freaking security clearance, Simmons was busted for making the whole damn thing up by a real CIA superior who met him and saw through his bullshit. Simmons blamed his actions on Benghazi, of all things, and got indicted on a truckload of fraud charges.

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