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How to Insult a Large Subset of the Human Race [COMIC]
Just be natural.
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- By Scott Meyer
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159 5 Examples of Americans Thinking Foreign People Are Magic
Enlightened white people go to poor foreign countries and ask, 'What do these noble people have to teach us?' The results are less murderous but more annoying.
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- By Christina H
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- 1056
How to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
Got to keep it fresh.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 166
5 Scientific Reasons Powerful People Will Always Suck
Science says being in charge not only attracts terrifying douche bags but creates them as well. And with that, here's the scariest article you'll read this month.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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- 886
How To 'Bring It' [COMIC]
Or just don't use phrases like 'bring it.' Your call.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 111
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6 Words That Need to Be Invented [COMIC]
Awkard people would be so much better off if Shakespeare were still around.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Any Safer
It's so hard to think logically about safety. We figure that any time our health or the safety of our children is at stake, it's better safe than sorry. Unfortunately, this leads to a whole lot of well-publicized and often expensive safety measures that are often worthless, or downright dangerous.
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- By Robert Evans
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- 986
13 Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Ads Aimed at Kids
Once upon a time, not only did manufacturers not care what we did with their product, they seemed to build entire ad campaigns around tempting us to use them to kill our children.
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- By Matthew Stricker
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- 659
How To Ruin Your Childhood Memories [COMIC]
Don't think about it too much.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 170
The 7 Most Incredible Crime Sprees Carried Out by Animals
What's the worst thing you've ever done? Ever organized a riot, caused a blackout or intentionally tipped over a boat with people in it? If you said no, you have nothing on these animals.
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- By K. Montagne
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Tragic Love Story Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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7 Priceless Works of Art Ruined by Staggering Acts of Idiocy
Sometimes there's no good reason for losing valuable art. Sometimes you just have to chalk it up to blatant stupidity.
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- By Robin O'Lachlan
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- 697
6 Iconic Jobs That Are Going Away Forever
It's hard to believe, but jobs that have been around since our birth are going the way of the buffalo.
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- By Sam Blitz
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- 952
6 Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Crap.
There are, apparently, some fairly weird encoded messages that actual academic types have identified in a ways that seem fairly plausible.
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- By David A. Vindiola
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- 544
How to Wallow in Unbridled Hedonism [COMIC]
Hedonism vs unbridled hedonism is a surprisingly crucial distinction.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 164
