"We don't make movies for the sake of controversy; we're not sitting down and saying, 'Let's do this, it'll annoy everyone!' We actually cover a wide variety of fetishes, including gay animations, softcore, BDSM ... But the fans who support us are very vocal about the material they want to see, and they lean heavily towards darker explorations of sexuality. Naturally, we try and keep them happy by catering to that. And yes, since it's a digital medium, we're able to depict things you wouldn't normally see in regular erotica."
You may notice that they used the word "annoyed" to describe the feeling most people get when they watch a sheep-woman experience non-consensual triple penetration, and that they lumped it in with such horrors as "gay animations." Good job, fellas.
However, there are more mainstream (read: less rapey) and extremely well-made video game pornos out there. Erotic machinima gets a bad rep, and people in the sex industry tend not to take it nearly as seriously as conventional porn.
Probably because of shit like this.
There's A Shitload of Cats In Amateur Porn
Jenny Blighe (NSFW)
Amateur porn was made for the internet. The chance for slutty savants to showcase their sexy lives has truly blossomed with the arrival of webcams and Ethernet cables. In fact, amateur porn is such a part of the internet that the internet has started seeping into its reality.
And what does the internet like even more than porn?
There exists an extensive collection of cats catching their owners in various acts of public indecency. Cats have the perfect mix of stealthiness, curiosity, and apathy that allows them to walk in on their owners masturbating without giving even the slightest shade of a damn.
I Feel Myself (NSFW)
Girls Out West (NSFW)
"Listen, the Meow Mix isn't going to pour itself into my dish."
Even though these cats are never more than innocent bystanders, they can quickly become the center of attention. If the comment section of this video is anything to go by, the lady who's about to take off her dress and disappoint her parents is no match for the cat in the background casually stretching on its way to the litter box. As soon as that cat walked in, the erotic striptease became incidental.
Jenny Blighe (NSFW)
So next time you're at the shelter looking to make a feline friend, you have to ask yourself: How many amateur pornos has this rescue cat been a part of? You ultimately shouldn't care, of course, because they sure as hell don't.
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