And to do that, Fontus would need to generate 250 kilowatts of power per hour. Currently, the most efficient solar panel capable of that rate is the size of a medium-sized rug. The solar panel that powers the Fontus is about the size of a small handkerchief. That doesn't mean the device doesn't work -- remember, it's only promising to be a dehumidifier, and we have those already; the Fontus is just a really bad one.
Usable Projection Watches Are A Lie
What is the Ritot? It's the goddamn future, that's what it is. More precisely, it's a wristband that uses light to project the time, texts, emails, etc. right onto your hand. Or whatever else you wrap it around. This will revolutionize sexting!
"However, all the weird sex stuff you end up doing with it may not be."
Why It's Bullshit:
Current projection technology simply cannot fit into a wristband device smaller than Hellboy's fist. Furthermore, how does the Ritot take into account the different shapes and sizes of human hands? That's a good question. Here's Ritot's answer, essentially: "S-shut up."
All pictures of the Ritot in action are just artistic renderings. Simply put, there is no reason to believe the device actually works.
Nor is this any reason to believe that this man does, either.
But let's generously assume that it does work: How will the light projection function in bright sunlight?
The Ritot's manufacturers might be located anywhere from Japan to the Ukraine -- much like the existence of their product, they prefer to stay ambiguous. Generally not a good sign, and just one of the reasons why Indiegogo, where the Ritot earned $1.4 million in funding, was warned that the device could be a scam. Once again, they decided to not do anything about it. Now, why would a crowdfunding platform that gets a hefty cut of that 1.4 million refuse to-
Ah, we know, we know: "Shut up."
"And give us more money, please."
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