If they sucked at any other aspect of their employment this much, they'd be fired or employed as a 100-percent organic artisanal vacuum cleaner.
These uncomfortable situations would normally prompt a call to the authorities in the real world.
Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company
The problem is so similar to the way movies depict alien invasions that Steven Spielberg has bought the film rights to my infested door and the movie is coming out in the summer of 2017.
Cracked talked to Kate Dobson to learn what happens when your school goes to that great NCAA division in the sky.
Hi there. I'm married to a woman and I have a kid. I'm Vera, and I'm a straight crossdresser
It's funny how much time actually influences your life.
Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.
I don't want to oversell myself, but I think that over the next two pages we're going to solve this problem forever.