We expect a cool guy to have an equally cool name. In real life, well, things don't always work out that way ...
These authors took a good look at a holiday about peace and joy and said, 'I want to ejaculate all over this.'
We never knew the story of Christmas to begin with.
If there is a higher power out there, its sense of humor is cosmically screwed up.
There's really no excuse not to know how to do these things.
Lydia was diagnosed with Primarily Obsessional OCD as a teenager. Here's what she's learned in the years since.
Ever notice how much more hatred something gets as its popularity grows?
These folks stepped way over the line from 'homicidal maniacs' to 'huge dickheads.'
Instead of doing fun New York things, you'll want to do corny and ultimately boring nonsense, at which point you'll be disappointed.
The Internet is an endless sea of information, but sometimes that information is complete shit.
Politeness is fine and dandy, but when you extend the basic rules of being a decent human into other aspects of society, this whole civilization thing just falls apart.
All around you are little design choices you've probably never even noticed, that are absolutely influencing you.