We expect a cool guy to have an equally cool name. In real life, well, things don't always work out that way ...
These authors took a good look at a holiday about peace and joy and said, 'I want to ejaculate all over this.'
We never knew the story of Christmas to begin with.
If there is a higher power out there, its sense of humor is cosmically screwed up.
There's really no excuse not to know how to do these things.
Despite what movies, video games, and literature sometimes tell us, war is neither glamorous nor fun. What cannot be denied, however, is that war is also where you see normal people do extraordinary things.
Lydia was diagnosed with Primarily Obsessional OCD as a teenager. Here's what she's learned in the years since.
Ever notice how much more hatred something gets as its popularity grows?
I'm 36, and while I can obviously still remember the guy I was 10 to 15 years ago, I doubt we'd have much common ground if we went out to grab a beer together.
These folks stepped way over the line from 'homicidal maniacs' to 'huge dickheads.'
Instead of doing fun New York things, you'll want to do corny and ultimately boring nonsense, at which point you'll be disappointed.
Just when we thought some of the old annoyances of the 20th century had died out, they come roaring back new, improved, upgraded, and intensified.
The Internet is an endless sea of information, but sometimes that information is complete shit.
Politeness is fine and dandy, but when you extend the basic rules of being a decent human into other aspects of society, this whole civilization thing just falls apart.
All around you are little design choices you've probably never even noticed, that are absolutely influencing you.