Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things I Learned Committing A Campus Sexual Assault

Tim told us about committing sexual assault. If you want to change a culture, first you need to understand it ... and there are a lot of Tims out there.


6 Historical Heroes Who Did Awful Things Nobody Talks About

Every real hero had an ugly side.


5 Sneaky Ways The Modern World Is Destroying Your Body

The truth is that our ancestors survived the same maladies that send you to the doctor every few months by hardly ever getting them at all.


6 Hilariously Stupid Early Personas Of Wrestling Superstars

Professional wrestling is a carnival of wonders that defies imagination.


7 Ways To Trick Yourself Into Not Sucking So Much

Although you'll never stop other people from questioning you (and we do, we do it all the time) you can at least stop questioning yourself so much.


5 Accomplished Authors Who Turned Out To Be Hoaxes

Over the years, many prolific writers have disguised their true identities in a multitude of ways, sometimes resulting in notable bestsellers.


5 Ways Living In A Big City Warps How You See The World

This is why we should all live in caves and fight each other with sticks and feces.


6 Terrifying Versions Of Cute Animals

Occasionally Mother Nature belts out a maniacal cackle while slipping an animal from the 'harmless' side over to the 'horrifying' side.


6 Popular Medications With Baffling Side Effects

There is a subset of side effects that skip the whole


NASA Satellites: 6 Things That Are Surprisingly Easy To Hack

Now, I don't want to fear-monger and get you all worked up, so I'll just start by simply saying that, in my professional opinion, all of these things are 100 percent waiting to kill you.


Bribing Kids: 5 Realities Of Planning Rich Kid Birthdays

We spoke to a party planner in one of the wealthiest counties in the United States. Here's what she told us ...


10 Nightmarish Health And Safety Posters From Decades Ago

Today's public service announcements just can't compete with the batshit PSAs of yesteryear.


Dog-Sized Scorpions: 6 Ways The Earth Was A Sci-Fi Nightmare

If you look to the past, you might find our sensible stomping grounds used to have a lot more flair.


5 Things You Learn Surviving An F5 Tornado

We sat down with one woman whose family narrowly survived a tornado to find out what it's like to be at ground zero when the weather tries to assassinate you


5 Lifehacks For Living With A Terrible Attention Span

What's the deal with folks like us, huh? Do we eat too much sugar and caffeine? Not get enough sleep or masturbation?