Cracked Archive - Weird World
We expect a cool guy to have an equally cool name. In real life, well, things don't always work out that way ...
- By Eric Yosomono, Chris Berglund, Cathal McGuigan, Ed Stevens
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- December 17, 2014
These authors took a good look at a holiday about peace and joy and said, 'I want to ejaculate all over this.'
- By Mark Hill
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- December 16, 2014
We never knew the story of Christmas to begin with.
- By Michael Voll
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- December 16, 2014
If there is a higher power out there, its sense of humor is cosmically screwed up.
- By Kevin Phelan
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- December 16, 2014
There's really no excuse not to know how to do these things.
- By Diana Cook
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- December 15, 2014
Despite what movies, video games, and literature sometimes tell us, war is neither glamorous nor fun. What cannot be denied, however, is that war is also where you see normal people do extraordinary things.
- By M. Peter Storino
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- December 14, 2014
Lydia was diagnosed with Primarily Obsessional OCD as a teenager. Here's what she's learned in the years since.
- By Mark Hill, Lydia G
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- December 14, 2014
Ever notice how much more hatred something gets as its popularity grows?
- By Felix Clay
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- December 13, 2014
I'm 36, and while I can obviously still remember the guy I was 10 to 15 years ago, I doubt we'd have much common ground if we went out to grab a beer together.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- December 13, 2014
These folks stepped way over the line from 'homicidal maniacs' to 'huge dickheads.'
- By Ryan Terris
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- December 13, 2014
Instead of doing fun New York things, you'll want to do corny and ultimately boring nonsense, at which point you'll be disappointed.
- By Emma Larkins
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- December 12, 2014
Just when we thought some of the old annoyances of the 20th century had died out, they come roaring back new, improved, upgraded, and intensified.
- By Luis Prada
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- December 11, 2014
The Internet is an endless sea of information, but sometimes that information is complete shit.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- December 11, 2014
Politeness is fine and dandy, but when you extend the basic rules of being a decent human into other aspects of society, this whole civilization thing just falls apart.
- By J.T. Ulfeldt
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- December 11, 2014
All around you are little design choices you've probably never even noticed, that are absolutely influencing you.
- By Shannon Dell
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- December 09, 2014
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