Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Eerily Specific Things Every Human Does Exactly the Same
Not like eating or farting. No, we're talking about the weirdly specific traits shared by nearly every society in every corner of the globe, for reasons science doesn't completely understand.
- By Justin Crockett
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- November 18, 2014
4 Signs of Aging No One Warns You About
Like a skirt trapped in your panties after a bathroom visit, no one wants to talk about getting older.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- November 17, 2014
6 Secret Beliefs That Are Making Us All Unhappy
The good news: hedgehogs are adorable. The bad news: The Hedgehog's Dilemma could ruin every relationship you've got.
- By Jason Pargin, Rob Nietupski
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- November 17, 2014
I Don't Know My Age: 5 Things I Learned in My Isolated Tribe
Before coming to America at the age of 14, Rich had lived most of his life eating monkeys and living without power or antibiotics.
- By Robert Evans, Rich Enuol
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- November 16, 2014
6 Surprising Realities of Life as a Hooters Girl
It started as a dare by my then-boyfriend, but this job ended up lasting way longer than our relationship did.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- November 15, 2014
6 Unshakable Beliefs You Develop Growing Up a Redneck
We'll help you view the world through a redneck lens. And no, 'redneck lens' isn't what they call plastic wrap.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- November 15, 2014
4 Famous Mysteries With Really Obvious Answers
You like secrets, I like secrets. Let's like secrets together. That is, if your concept of liking involves scrutinizing the shit out of them, because that's what I meant and what this column is all about.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- November 13, 2014
5 Ways Your Favorite Holidays Change as You Get Older
Holidays either don't age well in the time between childhood and adulthood, or the joy remains the same but the purpose of the day changes entirely.
- By Luis Prada
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- November 13, 2014
5 Adorable Behaviors That Mean Your Dog Hates You
Your dog isn't smiling because she loves you. She's smiling because she wants to bite your face off.
- By Megan Vance
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- November 13, 2014
The 4 Selfish Reasons People Share a Thing on Facebook
Why do we share one story with our friends and family and ignore another?
- By C. Coville
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- November 12, 2014
6 Horrifying Things You Learn as an Inmate on Death Row
Death row prison guards are often more psychotic than the inmates they're supposed to be guarding.
- By Robert Evans, Luke T. Harrington, Nick Yarris, Calix Reneau
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- November 12, 2014
4 Reasons People Hate It When You Compliment Them
Here, for your street-harassment-avoidance pleasure, are four reasons why compliments might not be very complimentary.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- November 11, 2014
2 New Shirts for 'Predator' and 'Star Wars' Fans
Celebrate that culture of vicariously boldly going with these new shirts, sure to capture everything you like in unified mashup packages.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- November 10, 2014
4 Signs You Need to Spend Less Time Online
If you find yourself experiencing any of the following, it's time to get some fresh air.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 09, 2014
6 Horrifying Things I Learned as a Paramedic
The ambulance can be a dangerous place, even if you're not a patient.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- November 09, 2014
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