Dark Humor Jokes From Unexpected Sources

Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’

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The 18 Most Insane Drug-Fueled Freakouts You've Ever Seen

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In case you haven't learned by now, drugs can make you do some pretty crazy, sometimes funny, more often than not dangerous shit. And, hey, that's pretty much what this article is about!

Oh and, doing our due diligence here, don't try any of this at home. Or anywhere, actually.

Entry by Lolly~

Once while I was working, a couple clearly tweaking on something rushed up to me and asked me to call the police. Alarmed, I asked them why. They told

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