21 Questions That Are Way Too Awkward To Ask

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21 Questions That Are Way Too Awkward To Ask

Let's face it, as much as we like to think we know the answers to everything, there are still some scenarios that remain a mystery to many of us.

But, hopefully, they shall remain mysteries no more. Our readers had some questions, and now we're looking to the comment section to save the day. Is our faith misplaced? Or will we be super surprised? (Please super surprise us, comment section.)

ARE BALD PEOPLE'S HEADS NATURALLY SHINY? AND DO THEY USE SHAMPOO OR SOAP FOR THEIR HEAD? I never bothered asking anyone because I don't want to look l
DO WAITERS MISTREAT PEOPLE WHO LOOK POOR AND PROBABLY WON'T TIP PROPERLY? FOASK I THINK THEY WILL SAY OF COURSE NOT
CRACKEDCON If I had the guts, I'd search for a tutorial on how to properly manscape a hairy buttcrack. Razors? Scissors? CLippers? I may never know.
CRAGKEDCOM Earth round? why's SE I feel that's basic knowledge that my elementary teacher probably talked about while I was doodling away. And now I'm
WITH SHARED ARMRESTS, SHOULD I LEAN LEFT OR RIGHT? I SUPPOSE I SHOULD ASK EVERY TIME I SIT NEXT TO A STRANGER, WHICH JUST SEEMS EXCESSIVE.
CRACKED COM When a prostitute is attracted to a client, do they treat him/her better than they would unattractive clients? If I knew one, I would ask!
ORPHANS have to have last names, right? DO THEY WAIT A FEW YEARS TO SEE WHAT SKILLS THEY HAVE, AND THEN ASSIGN THEM A SURNAME THE OLD FASHIONED WAY? H
Practicing Muslins are supposed to pray facing the Kaaba in Mecca 5 times a day. How do they know what direction to face? Do they carRY compasses? I d
When a girl accepts my request for a date, but then doesn't send me any clear signals of interest while on the date, I really want to just ask: Do you
How does CRACKED cO sex reassignments surgery actually work? How can surgeons turn a penis into a vagina or vice versa? I'm too faint-hearted too goog
How do children of same-$ex couples refer to their parents? Do they talk about their Mom, and their other Mom? If I ask this question, people will pro
IF YOU HAVE A LAZY EYE, WHICH EYE SHOULD I LOOK AT WHEN TALKING YOU? It's a bit awkward to ask and it's such a small thing that I sometimes think that
CRACKEDG COM #$E*!@ Are people with Tourette's Syndrome in control of what words they compulsively blurt out? Do certain people choose their swears
WHEN DO MOST DEAF PEOPLE REALIZE THAT FARTS MAKE NOISE? I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD GIVE ME A SERIOUS ANSWER CRAOUN
What do doctors do when they're sick? Are they allowed to write a prescription for themselves, or does another doctor have to do that? I've never want
Does cremating a body smell anything like food being cooked? I am ashamed to ask and definitely don't want to find out for myself! CRACKED.COM
Does Stephen Hawking ever swear? It seems like a silly question to ever ask such a legend.
What's the protocol if a mascot needs to urgently use the facilities? Bean Not sure if I want to know the JEEL 00 details CRAGKEDCON
I've always wondered about people who are in a relationship with or married to one of a pair of identical twins... Do they get turned on when they lo
Do gynecologists ever get turned on when examining a patient? ...seems like a weird thing to ask when someone has their fingers inside you. CRACKED CO
I've always wondered how blind people know when they're done wiping. I can't ask because I'd either come off as stupid or an asshole.

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