21 Questions That Are Way Too Awkward To Ask

Let's face it, as much as we like to think we know the answers to everything, there are still some scenarios that remain a mystery to many of us.

But, hopefully, they shall remain mysteries no more. Our readers had some questions, and now we're looking to the comment section to save the day. Is our faith misplaced? Or will we be super surprised? (Please super surprise us, comment section.)

21 Entry by jaoafallas

ARE BALD PEOPLE'S HEADS NATURALLY SHINY? AND DO THEY USE SHAMPOO OR SOAP FOR THEIR HEAD? I never bothered asking anyone because I don't want to look l

20 Entry by Carlos Suarez

DO WAITERS MISTREAT PEOPLE WHO LOOK POOR AND PROBABLY WON'T TIP PROPERLY? FOASK I THINK THEY WILL SAY OF COURSE NOT

19 Entry by BillupsRobot

CRACKEDCON If I had the guts, I'd search for a tutorial on how to properly manscape a hairy buttcrack. Razors? Scissors? CLippers? I may never know.

18 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

CRAGKEDCOM Earth round? why's SE I feel that's basic knowledge that my elementary teacher probably talked about while I was doodling away. And now I'm

17 Entry by PookieJones

WITH SHARED ARMRESTS, SHOULD I LEAN LEFT OR RIGHT? I SUPPOSE I SHOULD ASK EVERY TIME I SIT NEXT TO A STRANGER, WHICH JUST SEEMS EXCESSIVE.

16 Entry by Markos Hasiotis

CRACKED COM When a prostitute is attracted to a client, do they treat him/her better than they would unattractive clients? If I knew one, I would ask!

15 Entry by PookieJones

ORPHANS have to have last names, right? DO THEY WAIT A FEW YEARS TO SEE WHAT SKILLS THEY HAVE, AND THEN ASSIGN THEM A SURNAME THE OLD FASHIONED WAY? H

14 Entry by PollyDarton

Practicing Muslins are supposed to pray facing the Kaaba in Mecca 5 times a day. How do they know what direction to face? Do they carRY compasses? I d

13 Entry by Slammer13

When a girl accepts my request for a date, but then doesn't send me any clear signals of interest while on the date, I really want to just ask: Do you

12 Entry by ThirdRock

How does CRACKED cO sex reassignments surgery actually work? How can surgeons turn a penis into a vagina or vice versa? I'm too faint-hearted too goog

11 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

How do children of same-$ex couples refer to their parents? Do they talk about their Mom, and their other Mom? If I ask this question, people will pro

10 Entry by jaoafallas

IF YOU HAVE A LAZY EYE, WHICH EYE SHOULD I LOOK AT WHEN TALKING YOU? It's a bit awkward to ask and it's such a small thing that I sometimes think that

9 Entry by Rich949

CRACKEDG COM #$E*!@ Are people with Tourette's Syndrome in control of what words they compulsively blurt out? Do certain people choose their swears

8 Entry by Tokoyoto

WHEN DO MOST DEAF PEOPLE REALIZE THAT FARTS MAKE NOISE? I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD GIVE ME A SERIOUS ANSWER CRAOUN

7 Entry by Dr.Maybe

What do doctors do when they're sick? Are they allowed to write a prescription for themselves, or does another doctor have to do that? I've never want

6 Entry by Markos Hasiotis

Does cremating a body smell anything like food being cooked? I am ashamed to ask and definitely don't want to find out for myself! CRACKED.COM

5 Entry by Markos Hasiotis

Does Stephen Hawking ever swear? It seems like a silly question to ever ask such a legend.

4 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

What's the protocol if a mascot needs to urgently use the facilities? Bean Not sure if I want to know the JEEL 00 details CRAGKEDCON

3 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I've always wondered about people who are in a relationship with or married to one of a pair of identical twins... Do they get turned on when they lo

2 Entry by JuCa

Do gynecologists ever get turned on when examining a patient? ...seems like a weird thing to ask when someone has their fingers inside you. CRACKED CO

1 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

I've always wondered how blind people know when they're done wiping. I can't ask because I'd either come off as stupid or an asshole.

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