13 Mostly Diplomatic, Extremely Cathartic “F*** You”s From Historical Figures And Celebrities
Stephen Hawking turned down a knighthood as a form of protest.
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5 15 Trivia Tidbits We’ve Been Dropping Behind Us One By One As We Trek Through The Dark Forest, Sure Hope Nobody Consumes Them When We’re Not Looking, Because How Else Will We Ever Get Home?
Pennies aren’t gross, you are.
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Henry Winkler Considers Adam Sandler Nothing Less Than an Auteur
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Wild (Animal) Tales of the Three Stooges Wrestling a Bear Live on Stage
An excerpt from the new book ‘A Tour De Farce: The Complete History of the Three Stooges on the Road,’ a comedy encyclopedia that would soitenly make for a good Father’s Day gift
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13 Celebrities’ Head-Scratching Overshares
These celebs got a little too comfortable with interviewers.
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Cracked Plasticians
You know how they say "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Well, it turns out that trash likely belonged to you in the form of fond childhood toys that your parents mercilessly threw out.
So, pretty much here are all the financial opportunities we all missed out on because parents are mean.
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