Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Evil Ways To Make More Friends
My concern is that if my friends were eaten by crocodiles or just got sick of my horrible personality, I'd have no idea how to replace them.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- October 13, 2015
6 Creative Criminal Punishments So Stupid They're Brilliant
In the case of Safety Pup, making a violent criminal symbolically wear his victim as a skin suit is the kind of shit a serial killer would dream up.
- By Kayla Layaoen
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- October 12, 2015
7 Unexplained Deaths That Will Shake Your Faith In Reason
Unlike on television, in the real world bizarre murders only raise more and more questions.
- By Robin Warder
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- October 12, 2015
4 Surprising Realities Of Life As An Adult Thumb Sucker
Hi, my name is Erik Germ, and I have been a thumb sucker for 29 years.
- By Erik Germ
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- October 11, 2015
10 Psychotic Old Ads That Basically Sold Child Abuse
Holy moly things were super duper insane back then.
- By Marina Reimann
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- October 11, 2015
5 Real Athletes With Bizarre Superpowers
As much as we like to poke fun at superheroes, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there with abilities that belong in an 'X-Men' movie.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- October 10, 2015
6 Board Game Tie-Ins That Backfired (Hilariously)
The results of combining the two were some deeply weird licensed board games that are probably still populating the backs of closets everywhere.
- By Gavin Jamieson
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- October 10, 2015
6 Hilariously Dumb Ways Confidential Secrets Got Revealed
ISIS must maintain a massive social media presence in order to entice dumbass teenagers with a parental bone to pick to join their cause. The problem is that sometimes their selfies reveal a little too much and Ka-Boom!
- By Gavin Jamieson
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- October 08, 2015
6 Crime Victims Who Got Justice Through Insane Coincidences
Real crimes are sometimes occasionally solved thanks to coincidences that are so insane, it's almost as if the universe was telling the criminals that they had selected the wrong career path.
- By Kevin Phelan
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- October 07, 2015
5 Mean Spirited Hoaxes Done Purely Out Of Spite
Bobby Knight doesn't like you. He also doesn't like ESPN-style "insider experts." During his time as coach of the Indiana Hoosiers he decided to test just how much work they put into their keen insights and sharp commentaries.
- By Radu Alexander
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- October 07, 2015
4 Bizarre Things Nobody Tells You About Neutering A Pet
Plastic cone or not, your dog WILL scratch his balls, even if he has to contort himself like a Russian gymnast to do it.
- By Jason Iannone
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- October 06, 2015
6 Good Ideas It Took Humanity Way Too Long To Come Up With
Who'd make a car without a steering wheel? That'd be stupid. Well, we had 8 years of stupid before the light went on.
- By Jacque Linton, Graeme Milling, Laura H
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- October 06, 2015
5 Terrible Lies You've Been Told About Famous People
In many cases, the version of history we all learned in grade school was manufactured by someone with a killer grudge.
- By Luke John Smith
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- October 05, 2015
5 Realities Of Having A Child With Organs Outside His Body
Our source's son was born with an omphalocele, which is an abdominal wall defect. That basically meant he was a tiny bundle of horrific medical complications who needed MacGyver to make him home medical equipment.
- By Mark Hill, Anonymous
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- October 05, 2015
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