When you disappear for a couple of days and actually make it back, you return with a much better understanding of how the world really responds to a missing persons case.
Just like everyone's family, pretty much every religion has at least one bit of crazy they never bring up or talk about in public.
We talked to two people -- Chloe and Carl -- who suffered from rare genital disorders. Each had a ridiculous and frightening tale of trying to get help in a society that would really have preferred they change the subject.
Whoever thought of these kitchen hacks deserves a kitchen hack to their frontal lobe.
Nearly every parent does this stuff, unfortunately.
These won't melt anyone's heart. They'll put you in jail.
The Pope Lick Monster is not a monster who licks the Pope. It's much, much worse.
We spoke to a Geek Squadder about what his job was really like, then we asked him to fix our laptop, because there was no more room on the screen for us to download new browser toolbars.
Word on the street is we're all mad about photographers and advertising agencies using Photoshop to make models look supernaturally good.
It's concerning that the Internet can turn one dumb joke into a life-ruining experience, but what's even more alarming is that the way the Internet works is designed to encourage it.
While it makes sense to get worried when scientists start breeding strains of genetically modified superintelligent flying spiders, there have been panics about even the most mundane, common-sense advancements.
If I had fallen on my back or head, I would have died instantly. If I had fallen while front-flipping and playing air guitar, I would have died awesomely.
It's easy to forget that pets are incredibly durable creatures that can bounce back from situations that Wile E. Coyote would find hard to survive.
What sins of the past will he be forced to digest now?
Here are some obvious lies the news media fell for harder than your anti-vaccine and global warming-denying friends on Facebook.