Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 6 Most Terrifying Theme Park Rides Ever Built
One of the most annoying things about going to an amusement park is all the stupid precautions. Amusement park owners weren't always so cautious, though, and even these days, there are still some reminders of why all that crap is necessary.
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Cracked Round-Up: Too Tired to Work Edition
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9 Houses You Won't Believe People Actually Live In
Part of the appeal of being a homeowner is the ability to customize your house the way you like it. For some, that means adding a deck, repainting or expanding the bathroom. For others, it means entering the realm of madness and becoming its eternal ruler. We know all of these houses make you want to scream, 'Fake!' but we promise: They're all asto
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- By Eric Yosomono, Mike Cooney
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5 Famous Ad Campaigns That Actually Hurt Sales
Jared has sold a shitload of Subway sandwiches. Ronald McDonald has become one of the most recognizable characters in the history of human civilization. They are what ad executives dream about: campaigns that become media sensations and make the company billions. But then there are the ad campaigns that only do the first part; everybody can quote t
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Cracked Round-Up: Gang Violence Edition
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5 Silly Childhood Rituals (That Explain Adult Behaviors)
Memes are just the grown up world's version of 'down-down-baby, down-by-the-rollercoaster.'
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- By Kristi Harrison
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The 5 Most Horrifying Things Corporations Are Taking Over
But sometimes corporate sellouts involve more than cringe-worthy ads and intrusive product placement. This is when selling out starts to get just a bit horrifying.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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7 Pieces of Good News Nobody Is Reporting
the news media has a filtering process that only lets the bad stuff through. When they do break up the monotony with something lighthearted, it's always something pointless and inconsequential, like that thing last week with the monkey that learned to fly a helicopter.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Believe Are for Kids
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- By Dawn Morrow
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Living the Dream: Teen vs. Adult [COMIC]
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- By Scott Meyer
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Cracked Round-Up: Hot Pants Holiday Edition
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Charting Patriotism By the Stupidity of Your Fireworks
You've got to lose a few fingers to earn this country.
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- By Matt Gallagher
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6 Beloved 80s Toys With Bizarrely Horrifying Origin Stories
When faced with new rules for advertising their products, toy makers opted to take their characters to strange and dark places.
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- By Alexia Franklin
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The 7 Stages of Not Doing the Dishes [CHART]
The worse it gets, the lazier you get, and it only gets worse.
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- By Sarah Wood
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The 6 Most Wildly Irresponsible Publicity Stunts in History
Amazing how easy it is for publicity "stunts" to get people hurt.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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