In the case of Safety Pup, making a violent criminal symbolically wear his victim as a skin suit is the kind of shit a serial killer would dream up.
Unlike on television, in the real world bizarre murders only raise more and more questions.
Hi, my name is Erik Germ, and I have been a thumb sucker for 29 years.
Holy moly things were super duper insane back then.
ISIS must maintain a massive social media presence in order to entice dumbass teenagers with a parental bone to pick to join their cause. The problem is that sometimes their selfies reveal a little too much and Ka-Boom!
Real crimes are sometimes occasionally solved thanks to coincidences that are so insane, it's almost as if the universe was telling the criminals that they had selected the wrong career path.
Bobby Knight doesn't like you. He also doesn't like ESPN-style "insider experts." During his time as coach of the Indiana Hoosiers he decided to test just how much work they put into their keen insights and sharp commentaries.
Plastic cone or not, your dog WILL scratch his balls, even if he has to contort himself like a Russian gymnast to do it.
Who'd make a car without a steering wheel? That'd be stupid. Well, we had 8 years of stupid before the light went on.
In many cases, the version of history we all learned in grade school was manufactured by someone with a killer grudge.
Our source's son was born with an omphalocele, which is an abdominal wall defect. That basically meant he was a tiny bundle of horrific medical complications who needed MacGyver to make him home medical equipment.