Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Evil Ways To Make More Friends

My concern is that if my friends were eaten by crocodiles or just got sick of my horrible personality, I'd have no idea how to replace them.

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6 Creative Criminal Punishments So Stupid They're Brilliant

In the case of Safety Pup, making a violent criminal symbolically wear his victim as a skin suit is the kind of shit a serial killer would dream up.

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7 Unexplained Deaths That Will Shake Your Faith In Reason

Unlike on television, in the real world bizarre murders only raise more and more questions.

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4 Surprising Realities Of Life As An Adult Thumb Sucker

Hi, my name is Erik Germ, and I have been a thumb sucker for 29 years.

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10 Psychotic Old Ads That Basically Sold Child Abuse

Holy moly things were super duper insane back then.

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5 Real Athletes With Bizarre Superpowers

As much as we like to poke fun at superheroes, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there with abilities that belong in an 'X-Men' movie.

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6 Board Game Tie-Ins That Backfired (Hilariously)

The results of combining the two were some deeply weird licensed board games that are probably still populating the backs of closets everywhere.

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6 Hilariously Dumb Ways Confidential Secrets Got Revealed

ISIS must maintain a massive social media presence in order to entice dumbass teenagers with a parental bone to pick to join their cause. The problem is that sometimes their selfies reveal a little too much and Ka-Boom!

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6 Crime Victims Who Got Justice Through Insane Coincidences

Real crimes are sometimes occasionally solved thanks to coincidences that are so insane, it's almost as if the universe was telling the criminals that they had selected the wrong career path.

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5 Mean Spirited Hoaxes Done Purely Out Of Spite

Bobby Knight doesn't like you. He also doesn't like ESPN-style "insider experts." During his time as coach of the Indiana Hoosiers he decided to test just how much work they put into their keen insights and sharp commentaries.

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4 Bizarre Things Nobody Tells You About Neutering A Pet

Plastic cone or not, your dog WILL scratch his balls, even if he has to contort himself like a Russian gymnast to do it.

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6 Good Ideas It Took Humanity Way Too Long To Come Up With

Who'd make a car without a steering wheel? That'd be stupid. Well, we had 8 years of stupid before the light went on.

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5 Terrible Lies You've Been Told About Famous People

In many cases, the version of history we all learned in grade school was manufactured by someone with a killer grudge.

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5 Realities Of Having A Child With Organs Outside His Body

Our source's son was born with an omphalocele, which is an abdominal wall defect. That basically meant he was a tiny bundle of horrific medical complications who needed MacGyver to make him home medical equipment.

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