Picture the most fantastical setting you can imagine. Odds are that place exists.
What should've been an awesome trip to climb mountains turned south in a hurry thanks to some heavily-armed terrorists.
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We're starting to come to the conclusion that there is a seedy underbelly to every single job and industry in the world.
Why even own a normal pet at all when you're spending so much time trying to make them something they're not?
Whether it's from a lack of foresight, a lack of common sense, or a ridiculous cause to begin with, it doesn't take much to cause a protest to implode hilariously.
Dating a mom isn't everything American Pie built it up to be.
Some make do after not getting their way. But their stories are boring.
If you're a superfan who wants to see everything a particular creator has made, you're often in for a strange trip.
Some teachers have gone above and beyond, pole vaulting into nigh-sainthood.
Here's an appropriately huge article celebrating those who sacrificed a part of their lives to create something amazing, even if it's not terribly useful.
With the current educational standard, most of us learn the truly beneficial facts of life through trial and error.