Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 7 Most Extreme Lies Ever Told to Get Out of Something
There are a number of perfectly reasonable excuses to avoid doing something you don't want to, but sometimes reason just won't cut it. That's when crazy steps in.
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- By Dennis Fulton
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855 Cracked Round-Up: Advice for Fighting Brushfires
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Popular Forms of Charity (That Aren't Helping)
By all means, donate to charity. Just please avoid messing it all up with one of these mistakes.
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- By Mark Hill
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Cracked Round-Up: Holy Balls, it's Hot Outside Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Least Courageous Things Ever Done in a Crisis
You can only truly appreciate the hero who says 'Women and children first!' when you see how many people in the same situation say 'Outta my way!'
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- By Douglas A. McDonnell
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The 7 Worst Things Airline Pilots Have Done Mid-Flight
People with a fear of flying often cite the sense of helplessness as one of the most terrifying aspects of the phobia. And, well, sometimes it's hard to disagree with them.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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Cracked Round-Up: Holistic Auto Repair Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Most Excessively Creepy Children's Educational Videos
Is the best way to really teach children to film some disturbing things and then show it to them?
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- By CRACKED Staff, Clayton Ofbricks
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The 5 Stupidest Excuses Ever Given in a Political Scandal
When the inevitable day arrives where they get caught participating in their deviant activity of choice, some politicians take the high road, and others take the crazy road.
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- By Joseph Macey
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The 5 Most Bizarre Things People Have Done With Dead Bodies
There are all sorts of hilarious things you could do with a corpse, if only society didn't so strongly disapprove.
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- By Elsa Moriarty
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6 Insanely Valuable Real Treasures (And How to Steal Them)
Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.
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- By Ben Denny
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5 Epic Achievements That Aren't as Impressive as You Think
Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.
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- By James Spedding
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The 6 Creepiest Lies the Food Industry is Feeding You
The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.
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- By Pauli Poisuo
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Cracked Round-Up: Hog Wrestling Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself
We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.
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- By Mark Hill, Jeff Sloan
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