Some filthy rich people don't horde their cash or flaunt it as a status symbol, so much as they use it as a dirty green cheat code.
If you delve too deeply into ballet, you'll find that it's a grueling contest even NFL linebackers couldn't endure.
Using an elaborate series of lies, I assembled a crack team of kind people and drilled them for information on how to make the world a better place.
Your Excellency, I guess I'll start this letter off the same way I started off the other 266 letters ...
These foreign dishes and delicacies need to be a woven into our global culture the way hamburgers are.
If the whole world was super, nothing would be.
Maybe someday we'll find a way to see like a shark without looking like an escaped mental patient.
Sometimes taking sweet revenge is a work of true art.