Cracked Archive - Weird World

The Definitive Reason Cats Are Better Than Dogs

My months of research and peyote-fueled vision quests had paid off. I had found the last relic of the Kingdom Of Cats.

0

8 Iconic Characters That Were Originally Insane

It turns out that even our most beloved fictional characters went through phases in which you'd barely recognize them.

276

5 Unbelievable Ways Rich Assholes Get To Cheat Through Life

Some filthy rich people don't horde their cash or flaunt it as a status symbol, so much as they use it as a dirty green cheat code.

742

5 Insane Realities When Your Video Goes Viral

Everyone has seen 'Too Many Cooks.' We wanted to know how such a bizarre piece of entertainment gets made, so we talked to its writer and director, Casper Kelly.

234

5 Things You Learn When A Facebook Friend Dies

You're going to die one day. It might be a lot sooner than you think, and, when it happens, your social media friends will have no idea how to deal with it.

0

Ballet Is Hell: 5 Nightmare Realities You'd Never Guess

If you delve too deeply into ballet, you'll find that it's a grueling contest even NFL linebackers couldn't endure.

510

So You're Fighting A Robot From The Future

We've all had to deal with murderous future-robots before.

0

14 Things Even An Idiot Like You Can Do To Save The World

Using an elaborate series of lies, I assembled a crack team of kind people and drilled them for information on how to make the world a better place.

0

How The Pope Can Avoid The Dangers Of Visiting Philly

Your Excellency, I guess I'll start this letter off the same way I started off the other 266 letters ...

0

5 Foreign Dishes We Desperately Need In Our Food Culture

These foreign dishes and delicacies need to be a woven into our global culture the way hamburgers are.

0

5 Problems In The Background Of Every Superhero Movie

If the whole world was super, nothing would be.

668

4 Secrets From The Guys Giving You Tattoos

We talked to Sam to get a behind-the-scenes look at other people's terrible decisions.

667

6 Bizarre Contraptions That Will Give You Animal Powers

Maybe someday we'll find a way to see like a shark without looking like an escaped mental patient.

0

7 Incredibly Biased Arguments Against Gun Control

Hi, and thanks for actually reading the text of this article, unlike the hundreds of gun owners already screaming in the comments.

0

5 Insane (Yet Satisfying) Ways Jilted Lovers Got Revenge

Sometimes taking sweet revenge is a work of true art.

245