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6 Reasons Your Plans to Move Abroad Might Not Work Out
Every month or so, you probably know of someone who just gets fed up with America and wants to leave. Make sure you show them this first.
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- By C. Coville
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Behind the Scenes of a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
Abort mission! Abort mission!
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- By Fatawesome .com
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The 6 Dumbest Things Schools Are Doing in the Name of Safety
It's understandable that school administration and staff go a little crazy. Unfortunately, they reserve the extra-crazy for our children's saftey.
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- By Sara J., Steve Blair
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Cracked Round-Up: Shakespeare in the Office Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Companies That Rigged The Game (And Changed the World)
Sometimes when you see this kind of behind-the-scenes scheming, you do have to kind of admire it. Not approve of it, mind you -- just appreciate the kind of balls it takes to do it.
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- By Garrett Moll
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5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know: Part 2
Here are five more things you will never learn in your lifetime -- unless you happen to be one of the only two people on the planet who already know them.
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- By Kathy Benjamin, M. Asher Cantrell
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The 5 Biggest Disasters in the History of Marketing Ideas
Sometimes companies screw up so badly that you wonder if they, like us, are just making it all up as they go along. How else do you explain these things?
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- By Evan V. Symon
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The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes from Important Cultural Myths
If you've spent time studying history at all, you probably already know that depraved sex acts are to religion as rock star groupies from the '70s are to depraved sex acts. In other words, they go hand in hand. Or hand in some other body part, depending on who we're talking about.
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- By Jim Yew
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Cracked Round-Up: Canada Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Hilarious Ways Al-Qaeda Is Going Corporate
The capture of Osama bin Laden revealed more than just the unmitigated badassery of Navy Seals. It also exposed how little we knew about the jihad lifestyle. Apparently, his little club had gone corporate
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- By Drew Miller
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The 6 Most Epic One Man Armies in the History of War
Here's a handful of men who absolutely refused to go gently, instead opting to erupt violence like a hate volcano onto everything around them.
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- By Tony Pilgram
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6 Progressive Parenting Fads You Won't Believe Are Legal
Contained within are six ways well-meaning people can nearly kill their children, without even the benefit of a little bump of meth.
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- By Dawn Morrow, Ian M.
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Cracked Round-Up: Prohibition Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Silly Sounding Jobs That Are Way Harder Than You Think
Keep in mind before you apply, though: Some of these frivolous-sounding jobs are harder, more dangerous and deadlier than anything you've ever done in your life.
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- By Jason Iannone, M. Asher Cantrell
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6 Insane Holidays You'll Wish You Celebrated
In America, a holiday amounts to little more than a day off from work and a few quiet beers. It turns out that we're really dropping the ball when it comes to finding excuses to party like there's no tomorrow.
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- By Alexander L. Hoffman
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