We don't intend for this article to feed anyone's paranoia; we just want to point out that our bodies are confusing boondoggles of organs, designed by a madman.
Just FYI: The people guarding your world-destroying super-weapons are unqualified teenagers.
This is how the animal uprising begins.
For the kids on this list, childhood came to an abrupt end when the following shitheel grown-ups just destroyed it entirely.
If we allow ourselves to hate uncritically, we might turn into people who just parrot jokes back and forth to each other without actually knowing what we're talking about.
There is a very shady underground market of credit rating fixers. We spoke to a guy who has done that very job. He's choosing to remain anonymous, for reasons that will soon be abundantly clear.
After doing a mountain of paperwork, any idiot can own a food truck. And any idiot can blow it sky-high.
These people don't ever face mortality, because they're too busy giving it a wedgie and kicking its feet while it walks so it trips all over the place.
Glee, terrorist attacks, and fake dead people. Just a day in the life at the IRS?
Some of the most ubiquitous symbols in the world were originally created to represent the exact opposite of what they mean today.
When college students are sent to live at a Christian school where their every move is monitored, well, there is a certain potential for things to get weird.
Turns out, dead-eyed, unfeeling psychopaths who only come alive when causing pain and sadness are as welcome in nature as trees, leaves, and water.