The naked cyclists, meanwhile, were part of the World Naked Bike Ride, an annual event wherein thousands of people flood the streets to "protest against the global dependency on oil, curb car culture, obtain real rights for cyclists, demonstrate the vulnerability of cyclists on city streets and celebrate body freedom." It's a valiant crusade and they deserve your support -- if not for the cause, then because they're spending today resting their chafed-as-hell junk in a bathtub of soothing balm.
After traveling through London on separate routes, the groups simultaneously converged, as if guided by divine providence, on Westminster Bridge -- aka the one with all the phallic imagery. It must have been a really confusing sight for passersby, who likely thought that "Tommy Robinson" was a euphemism for "penis."
They wouldn't have been wrong.
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