The game comes with "nearly indestructible leather dice cups," which could also presumably be used to store your collection of trophy teeth from the men you've hunted for sport.
Extremely Boring Playhouses For Only $15,000
SmartPlayhouse describes its products as "uber stylish" and "authentic pieces of design work inspired by contemporary architecture." Which is to say that they look boring as hell. Take their top-range product, the $14,890 Illinois Maxi, a "Stately essence of modernity ... inspired by the Modern Movement of the 20th century."
What child wouldn't want to play in a tiny replica of the bungalow that their absentee father houses his mistress in?
Smart Playhouse "Crushing sense of ennui sold separately!"
For the much more reasonable price of $11,500, SmartPlayhouse offers the Kyoto Maxi, a minimalist "Japanese-inspired futuristic style" two-story playhouse. To be fair, this one does look like it was designed by a child (with a pair of scissors):
Smart Playhouse You know what else is minimalist? An empty cardboard box.
Whichever option you choose, they're all built tough, with hydrophobically sealed joints, two layers of weather-protective paint, and thermal insulation. So when you tire of little Madison's antics, she can just go live in the yard. Don't forget to charge her rent. You can never start those life lessons too early!
SmartPlayhouse likes to think of their playhouses as an "excellent pedagogic tool," and it's funny -- that's only one word away from the phrase we'd use to describe anybody who buys one.
Your kids will be happier in playing in a wood shack anyway.
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