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You know that super-weird habit you have, that you would never admit to in polite company? Everyone else probably does that same creepy thing, but it's impossible to find out for sure without some incredibly awkward confession, right?

There's only one way to find out. Check out this list, courtesy of readers like you.

This contest was based on a suggestion by Mihailocukk, whose weird, secret habits are probably fine.

For Part 1 of this feature, click here.

Entry by Sami Czanova

When someone doesn't reply after my message Seen 12: :48pm I make a mental note to be the one to end the next three conversations SO that I don't appe

Entry by T. S. Obiech

IF I NEED A TOOTHPICK, BUT DON'T HAVE ANY HANDY... I'LL USE A PARTIALLY BITTEN-OFF FINGERNAIL.

Entry by hail2daking

I really hate folding laundry. So most of the time it's in piles until it gets down to a dozen or so items. Then, it gets put in the dresser.

Entry by Mihailocukk

M LOVE A GOOD STORY. So when telling one, I often add details that didn't really happen.

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CRACKED COM When I post vacation photos on Facebook, I'll wait until whenever noontime is back home. This is when people are most likely to be on and

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