Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Insane Things Otherwise Respected Celebrities Believe

But, hey, these people are still cool, we guess.


7 Insane Realities Living In A Country That Doesn't Exist

We sat down with a recent long-term visitor to a de facto state sitting inside of Azerbaijan, to find out what life is like in a place that 'just kind of is.'


4 Ways Time Travel Sucks For Women (You Never Realized)

When it comes to time-travel adventures and women, Hollywood has decided they're very much against it.


5 Real People More Terrifying Than Any Movie Villain

Superkiller. There's a real-life person with the moniker, Superkiller. And he very much lived up to his nickname.


5 Insane Realities Of My Life In A Fake Colonial Town

We spoke to one of these children who grew up in Colonial Williamsburg during the late '80s. Here's what we learned about life in 1699.


5 Myths About Men And Women That Are Statistically B.S.

A kiss is universally recognized as the de facto show of affection between two people, but it also doubles as a complex brain chemistry duel in the game of love and procreation.


5 Shockingly Dark Secrets Of The Art World

Ever wonder why artists are always shitfaced at their own openings? It's because the art world isn't pretty.


5 Ways To Win Back A Loved One

The Internet is full of guides on how to be the consummate charmer on even the slimmest budget, and I consulted them to win back my beloved with a night of passion.


5 Realities As A Gay Person Forced To Stay In The Closet

Going back into the closet, which I had not been in since I was 14, I found it incredibly cramped and horribly decorated.


4 Things Someone Should Do Studies On

My studies would be a tremendous waste of a researcher's time. But that doesn't mean they can't humor me.


5 Dick Jokes That Came To Life In Hilarious Ways

The universe itself conspires to make dick jokes a part of our everyday lives.


5 Disney Park Attractions You Won't Believe Existed

It turns out Disney's Imagineers have dreamed up some certifiably insane attractions that don't exactly jive with your preconceived image of Disney.


When Sick Kids Who Don't Give A F#@% Get A Make-A-Wish Wish

Some Make-A-Wish kids want to be in Star Wars, but not Max. No, Max wanted something a little more dangerous, and the seven-story Con Agra grain mill in Huron, Ohio was just the ticket.


8 Badass Ways To Declutter Your Home

It's time to declutter! Yeah! Let's do some fall cleaning, not gonna save that shit for the spring!


6 Famous Awards Way More Full Of S#!% Than You Think

It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk.