Cracked Archive - Weird World

8 Unsolved Crimes That Were Clearly Committed By Satan

Dead men can't set multiple fires.


5 Superhero Powers Nobody Realizes Could Save The World

Yo, why isn't Gambit working in a power plant or something?


An Honest Review Of 8 Canned Meat Products

If Satan's selling your meat, I am on board. Let's get this party started.


5 Shockingly Gross Realities Of Cleaning Swimming Pools

There's less sex than we thought, but way more sex toys.


6 Problems At Every Convention That Nobody Prepares You For

Hanging out at conventions can be a fun. But there are a few dark drawbacks to these gatherings. Every rose has its thorns. Every mutant team has its Jubilee.


5 Famous Characters Who Died Horrible Off Screen Deaths

Sometimes getting tossed from a book into a movie is the only way to keep a character alive.


17 Amazing Animal Predators Straight From Your Nightmares

If a python can catch and eat an alligator, you better believe you're on its menu too.


I Clean Roadkill Off Your Highways: 5 Weird Realities

Today we bring you highway technician Brandon Massey, who let us in on some grisly daily realities of a job you probably have tried very hard not to think about. You're welcome!


My Disease Is Shown (Inaccurately) In Every Medical Drama

Warning: If you're eating, maybe bookmark this page and come back to it later.


5 Reasons I Homeschool My Kids (By A Surprisingly Sane Mom)

In August of 2015, I pulled my ninth-grader out of school. I didn't have a plan.


5 Real People Who Accidentally Hatched Supervillain Plots

You never knew when you're actually sitting next to a future Dr. Doom.


We Draw Furry Porn: 6 Things We've Learned On The Job

A sample workday: hours of drawing and revising wolf boners so the veins really pop.


5 Famous Charity Songs That Were Insanely Harmful

What's the best thing you can do for a dying child? Bankrupt his charity, of course.


5 Reasons It's Difficult To Explain Racism To Casual Racists

If you find yourself mentioning how many black friends as a defense mechanism, you've probably got a racist side.


6 Famous Companies That Went Totally Insane When Criticized

For anyone who's ever forgotten a significant other's birthday, then doubled down and made up for it by making out with that person's best friend, these companies are your kind of people.