But, hey, these people are still cool, we guess.
We sat down with a recent long-term visitor to a de facto state sitting inside of Azerbaijan, to find out what life is like in a place that 'just kind of is.'
When it comes to time-travel adventures and women, Hollywood has decided they're very much against it.
Superkiller. There's a real-life person with the moniker, Superkiller. And he very much lived up to his nickname.
We spoke to one of these children who grew up in Colonial Williamsburg during the late '80s. Here's what we learned about life in 1699.
A kiss is universally recognized as the de facto show of affection between two people, but it also doubles as a complex brain chemistry duel in the game of love and procreation.
Ever wonder why artists are always shitfaced at their own openings? It's because the art world isn't pretty.
The Internet is full of guides on how to be the consummate charmer on even the slimmest budget, and I consulted them to win back my beloved with a night of passion.
Going back into the closet, which I had not been in since I was 14, I found it incredibly cramped and horribly decorated.
My studies would be a tremendous waste of a researcher's time. But that doesn't mean they can't humor me.
The universe itself conspires to make dick jokes a part of our everyday lives.
It turns out Disney's Imagineers have dreamed up some certifiably insane attractions that don't exactly jive with your preconceived image of Disney.
Some Make-A-Wish kids want to be in Star Wars, but not Max. No, Max wanted something a little more dangerous, and the seven-story Con Agra grain mill in Huron, Ohio was just the ticket.
It's time to declutter! Yeah! Let's do some fall cleaning, not gonna save that shit for the spring!
It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk.