Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Insane Things Otherwise Respected Celebrities Believe

But, hey, these people are still cool, we guess.

By Adam Tod Brown
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October 22, 2015

7 Insane Realities Living In A Country That Doesn't Exist

We sat down with a recent long-term visitor to a de facto state sitting inside of Azerbaijan, to find out what life is like in a place that 'just kind of is.'

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By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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October 22, 2015

4 Ways Time Travel Sucks For Women (You Never Realized)

When it comes to time-travel adventures and women, Hollywood has decided they're very much against it.

By Kristi Harrison
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October 21, 2015

5 Real People More Terrifying Than Any Movie Villain

Superkiller. There's a real-life person with the moniker, Superkiller. And he very much lived up to his nickname.

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By Billy Higgins Peery
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October 20, 2015

5 Insane Realities Of My Life In A Fake Colonial Town

We spoke to one of these children who grew up in Colonial Williamsburg during the late '80s. Here's what we learned about life in 1699.

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By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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October 20, 2015

5 Myths About Men And Women That Are Statistically B.S.

A kiss is universally recognized as the de facto show of affection between two people, but it also doubles as a complex brain chemistry duel in the game of love and procreation.

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By Natalie Vail
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October 19, 2015

5 Shockingly Dark Secrets Of The Art World

Ever wonder why artists are always shitfaced at their own openings? It's because the art world isn't pretty.

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By E.M. Caris, Dallas Jeffs, Rob Rose
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October 19, 2015

5 Ways To Win Back A Loved One

The Internet is full of guides on how to be the consummate charmer on even the slimmest budget, and I consulted them to win back my beloved with a night of passion.

By Mark Hill
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October 18, 2015

5 Realities As A Gay Person Forced To Stay In The Closet

Going back into the closet, which I had not been in since I was 14, I found it incredibly cramped and horribly decorated.

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By Amanda Mannen, Adam Hii
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October 18, 2015

4 Things Someone Should Do Studies On

My studies would be a tremendous waste of a researcher's time. But that doesn't mean they can't humor me.

By Luis Prada
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October 17, 2015

5 Dick Jokes That Came To Life In Hilarious Ways

The universe itself conspires to make dick jokes a part of our everyday lives.

By Felix Clay
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October 17, 2015

5 Disney Park Attractions You Won't Believe Existed

It turns out Disney's Imagineers have dreamed up some certifiably insane attractions that don't exactly jive with your preconceived image of Disney.

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By Alyssa Feller
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October 17, 2015

When Sick Kids Who Don't Give A F#@% Get A Make-A-Wish Wish

Some Make-A-Wish kids want to be in Star Wars, but not Max. No, Max wanted something a little more dangerous, and the seven-story Con Agra grain mill in Huron, Ohio was just the ticket.

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