Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Real DNA Mutations That Make Ordinary People X-Men

When it comes to long-distance running, we easily outperform the begrudging silver and bronze medalists, the dog and the horse.

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By Ivan Farkas
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May 15, 2016

7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude

Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one.

By Felix Clay
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May 14, 2016

Hilariously Bad PSAs That Backfired Even More Hilariously

Sometimes health campaigns are made by hilariously out-of-touch public officials who have no idea how to talk to their audience.

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By Chris Rio
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May 14, 2016

Pictofacts

21 Beloved Celebrities Who Melted Down In Spectacular Ways

If you loved 'Blade: Trinity' we have bad news: You were rarely watching Wesley Snipes onscreen.

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By AM Smiley
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May 14, 2016

6 Parties That Careened Out Of Control

These should make you feel better about the time you got drunk at your friend's housewarming party and decided to renovate his bathroom with a claw hammer.

By C. Coville
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May 13, 2016

5 Stupid Pieces Of Advice That People Need To Stop Sharing

The vast majority of life advice being bandied about on social media alongside hassle-free cupcake recipes is total garbage.

By Mark Hill
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May 13, 2016

7 Staples Of Your Childhood That We're About To Ruin For You

The real-life Snoopy didn't have such a happy story.

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By JM McNab
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May 13, 2016

4 Things Everyone Remembers Happening (But Totally Didn't)

Oh yeah, guess that didn't happen. Welp, off to therapy!

By Aaron Kheifets
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May 12, 2016

5 Things You Learn At A Hospital In An Active Warzone

Where there are war zones, there are hospitals full of hardworking people putting comrades, enemies, and civilians back together all in the same shift.

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By Robert Evans, Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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May 11, 2016

6 Mindf*@k Problems You Face Being President

Why would anyone want to be the president of the United States? The pay is so-so, the job is next to impossible, and the only real perk is meeting rap stars.

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